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    8ball doesn't have a favorite number is a Battle for Dream Island contestant and the worst season of Game of Thrones a Caveball that represents historical Africans, African tribes without a flag, and sometimes descendants of Africans and appears in some comics. It often gets Anschlussed by everyone with civilization more modern. It is the eyes of Chadball. This is so Chadball and Romaniaball don't get mixed up.

    History

    Monotheistic religions (Jews, Christians and Muslims) believe that he is a pig leg Ham, one of Noah's sons.

    8ball was always known. Its homeland was the origin of all other balls. It has created several kingdoms that produced years of gold such as the Ghana Empireball, Mali Empireball, Kingdom of Mapungubweball, and the kingdoms with long history like Kingdom of Aksumball, Ajuranball, the Kanem-Bornu Empireball, and kingdoms dependent on trade such as Kingdom of Kongoball, Merina Kingdomball, Ashanti Empireball, Songhai Empireball, and the Kingdom of Dahomeyball.

    But it started to be enslaved by other balls because these balls said it was "stronk yet uncivilized". When Europe realized that if it invaded Africa, it would always have slaves, it started the colonization of Africa. The Scramble for Africa took far extent for this. Even though slavery would be declared banned by many Europeanballs and later by countryballs in the Americas, forced labour, mistreatment, and the inability of 8balls to be free in colonial Africa would be considered "slavery under a new name".

    It ended after WWII when 8balls arose and understood that Europe isn't good for it. Some revolted violently, others try to be peaceful enough to host elections. So, its clays became independent from Europe but still suffering in different ways; poverty, neocolonialism, looking at you, Franceball! and dictatorships backed by stinky Westerners.

    Now, it practices responding to people with African languages instead of the ones spoken by its colonizers. It plays lots of basketball and hates literally anyone who think it has a low IQ. It really likes to make click sounds too.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • 3ball - Was also oppressed and enslaved by Europeans too. What a shame.
      • Dr. Österreich: Since ich am not about causing wars anymore, ich would like to mention something here to reduce racism and achieve world peace. Plox stop using the word "Europeans" when talking about slavery. What have clays like Irland, Estland, Rumänien, Kroatien or Polen done to you? Polen even helped yuor descendant against Frankreich! Plox blame this on the countryballs who had slaves, but not on all Europeans. Many nations such as the Bono State, Ashanti of present-day Ghana and the Yoruba of present-day Nigeria were involved in slave-trading. Groups such as the Imbangala of Angola and the Nyamwezi of Tansania would serve as intermediaries or roving bands, waging war on African states to capture people for export as slaves. Plox stop it with 2ball = bad, this is hypocritical.
      • : Probably because those clays were just poor to even colonize or make slaves they didnt have the chance to colonize or make slaves maybe the east europe clays didnt do much but what about how everyone says africans are poor not all africans are poor only somalia or some villages are poor and how is africa poor if we have diamonds and gold and gems its just the european clays stole it maybe not all european clays but most i am not saying all europeans are evil and all africans are not poor
    • Rwandaball, Nigeriaball and Botswanaball - African countries that can into rich.
    • Venezuelaball - Its former president can into my descendant.
    • Taiwanball - I recognize you!

    Neutral

    • USAball - Dunno ma dude, first ya brought us as slaves and then ya exploited us so long for cotton, was a racist towards us for a long time, and had your Ku Klux Klan come after us. It gave us guns to help defeat dat racist. You've given us equal rights now so I forgive ya ma dude, but please tell some of your kids to stop being so racist. Four of your police also killed George Floyd... At least now we're cool since TRUMP is gone. Don't forget we changed your music and gave you amazing singers like George W. Johnson, Louis Armstrong, Tina Turner, Ella Fitzgerald, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Bill Withers, Aretha Franklin, Michael and Janet Jackson, Prince, Mary J. Blige, Whitney Houston, Coolio, Tupac, Aaliyah, Missy Elliott, Mariah Carey, Ice Cube, Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G., Brandy, Monica, Kelis, Ashanti, Usher, Chris Brown, Beyoncé, Ciara, Keri Hilson, Sevyn Streeter, Snoop Dogg, Migos (RIP Takeoff), XXXTentacion, Kendrick Lamar, SZA, Normani, Bryson Tiller, Frank Ocean, Tyler The Creator, Donald Glover, Brent Faiyaz, 6Lack, Chloe x Halle, Summer Walker, Coco Jones, Ari Lennox, Doechii, Muni Long, Lil Nas X, NBA Youngboy, Khalid, Doja Cat, and Juice WRLD. Also, thank goodness you banished that fake 8ball to eternal math. But remember '92! Also, your vice president Kamala Harris (even though she's half-Jamaican thanks to her father marrying a Tamil Indian woman) and former president Barack Obama are African!
    • Canadaball - The child of UKball and sibling of USAball. Also, we gave you amazing singers just like your sibling like Drake and The Weeknd!
    • Israelcube - I guess we are fine, but why were you racist towards it in the past?
    • UKball - AJ Tracey and Stormzy came from here! But apologize for colonialism and stealing African treasures plox.
    • Cabo Verdeball - My descendant who is 44% European. Formerly did slave trade, too. I hate that, but yuor democracy and economy makes me proud. Mixed feelings. And stop killing Caribbeans with bad weather.

    Enemies

    Anyone that has been racist towards it, or treated it like a slave including:

    • CSAball - You damned racist! You treated us like animals and you're the worst to us in the world. You shouldn't use us because of the colour of our skin! You have remaining groups similar to you like the KKK! I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED... RACIST! Thanks for killing CSAball, USAball!
    • Union of South Africaball - OPPRESSING US ON OUR OWN HOMELAND?! SERIOUSLY! I'm glad your anti-rascist child overthrew you and your stupid system! MEANIE!
    • Rhodesiaball - SAME AS THESE RACIST SHITHOLES!! REMOVE IAN SMITH!!! I'M GLAD HE REMOVED YUO!!!
    • Nazi Germanyball - YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS DIXIE! You accuse me of "raping" your women and converting them to "non-Aryans!" Under this horrid regime, we can't even play jazz music without being sent to sterilization camps! You treated us almost, if not the same way you treated Jewcubes! YOU'RE EXTREMELY RACIST! Leave us alone and get away from us! EXTREMIST! Even though some were fighting WITH YOU... something I will never fully understand.
    • Belgiumball - IS OF DISGUSTING! CONGO NEVER FORGET! YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE NAZIS, SO KEEP YOUR HAND FETISH AWAY! REMOVE WAFFLE! * Angry clicking noises*
      • : Leopold did that! I did not order that!
    • Franceball (not really) - FIRST, YOU COLONZIE US, THEN YOU STEAL OUR GOLD AND ANCESTORS VALUABLE STATUES AND YOU HELP ASSASSINATE SANKARA AND SYLAANUS *ANGRY CLICKING NOISES*
    • Chinaball - YOU'RE JUST AS WORSE AS THOSE RACISTS!!!! AND STOP SINGING THAT FUCKING RACIST SONG YOU SLANTY EYED DICKHOLE RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!!! 👿👿👿 or else I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOUR CLAY AND MAKE IT DA NEW WAKANDA KINGDOM!!! Speaking of that song, Wowkie Zhang more like Wookie Zhang!
    • Dominican Republicball (not really) - You are of half-caste, deal with it.

    How to draw

    Drawing 8ball is simple.

    1. After drawing base circle shape, color it of black like this.
    2. Draw inside a small white circle with a black 8.
    3. Add eyes, and you've finished.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of 8ball.

    Click here to see it.



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    Republic of South Africa - Unity in Diversity
    Provinces and dependencies Western Capeball Northern Capeball Eastern Capeball Free Stateball KwaZulu-Natalball Gautengball Northwestball Limpopoball Mpumalangaball Robben Islandball Marion Islandball
    Capitals Pretoriaball Bloemfonteinball Cape Townball Johannesburgball
    Former entities 8ball Kingdom of Mapungubweball Dutch Cape Colonyball Ndwandweball Natalia Republicball Griqualand Westball Griqualand Eastball Goshenball Stellalandball Upingtoniaball Nieuwe Republiekball Klein Vrystaatball Zulu Kingdomball Orange Free Stateball Transvaalball Colony of Natalball Cape Colonyball British Transvaalball Union of South Africaball Bantustanballs
    Tsamina mina eh eh wakka wakka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa, This time for Africa!
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    Fake Dominica Cardi B Republic Dashiereich República Dominicana
    Provinces Azuaball Bahorucoball Barahonaball Dajabónball Duarteball Elías Piñaball El Seiboball Espaillatball Hato Mayorball Hermanas Mirabalball Independenciaball La Altagraciaball La Romanaball La Vegaball María Trinidad Sánchezball Monseñor Nouelball Monte Cristiball Monte Plataball Pedernalesball Peraviaball Puerto Plataball Samanáball Sánchez Ramírezball San Cristóbalball San José de Ocoaball San Juanball San Pedro de Macorísball Santiagoball Santiago Rodríguezball Santo Domingoball Valverdeball
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    Province Capitals Dajabónball Santiago de los Caballeros Santo Domingo Esteball Santo Domingoball
    Historic entities 7ball Taínoball Spanish Santo Domingoball French Saint-Domingueball España Bobaball New Spainball Republic of Spanish Haitiball Hispaniolaball

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