| “ | "A convite de Savimbi, holden e chipenda. Porque estão sendo varridos, pelas forças progressistas!" | ” |
—
 Angolaball during the Angolan Civil War |
| “ | Angola Avante! Revolução | ” |
—
 Mozambiqueball to Angolaball |
Angolaball officially the Republic of Angolaball, is a Portuguese communism countryball in the west coast of south-central Africa. It is the seventh-largest country in Africa, bordered by 
Namibiaball to the south, the 
Democratic Republic of the Congoball to the north, 
Zambiaball to the east, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Angola has an exclave province, the province of 
Cabindaball that borders the 
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Luandaball.
Angolaball also speaks fluent 
Portuguese, because its adoptive parent was 
Portugalball. It is was formerly a communist state but is nowadays no longer relevant since the end of the Angolan Civil War, which lasted until 2002.
Like all countryballs it do not have a specific gender, even in its native language ( Portuguese) Angolaball have neutral gender, as it also happens in the English language.
History
Kingdom of Kongo (1390-1914)
Angolaball descended from a 
8ball and 
Bantuball, as with most Africanballs. Its parent was the Kingdom of Kongoball.
Portuguese trade and conquest, and the MPLA 
(1575-1975)
Angolaball was born in 1575 and then adopted by 
Kingdom of Portugal, who just happened to be in the neighbourhood at the time. It grew up with its other adoptive siblings such as Mozambiqueball, 
East Timorball, and 
Brazilball.
In 1884, its adoptive parent gave it some more clay from the Berlin Conference. It rebelled against its parent a few decades later, and successfully gained independence in 1975.
Communism, Civil War, and Death to the MPLA! (1975-2002)
Angolaball then suffered a civil war that lasted until 2002. Due to its Portuguese heritage, it can into Hue. It cannot into much relevance.
Em diante! (2002-present)
In 2002 it also found oil and now makes up almost all of its economy.
In 2011, it can into winnings in Miss Universe (the first African country to advance).
Contrary to popular belief, Angolaball actually never banned Islam, that was a hoax. However, due to a low number of the Islamic community and Angola's religion law, which only permitts a religious congregation if said community has 100,000 member/adherents in Angolaball and is present in 12 of 18 provinces, (Kebabs only present on few places and numbered about 90,000), 
Islam is not yet legal in Angola and it frequently shuts down random mosques. Therefore one could argue it still is a kebab remover but actually it didn't ban Kebab nor has a hatred towards kebabs since it also stopped many 
Christian congregations and church, too.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black | 0, 0, 0 | C0-M0-Y0-K100 | #000000 | |
| Lava | 200, 16, 46 | C0-M92-Y77-K22 | #C8102E | |
Emblem Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cyber Yellow | 255, 205, 0 | C0-M20-Y100-K0 | #FFCD00 | |
Relationships
Friends
Portugalball - My adoptive parent, but stop saying "Angola é Portugal"!
Mozambiqueball - Fellow African more irrelevanttwin, my people can travel there for visa-free!
Chinaball - Supplier of weapons during meu Angolan Civil War. Now one of meu trade partners and I'm its best friend in Africa. Also thank yuo for expanding my economy.
Cabo Verdeball - Friend, many Angolans orginated here.
Russiaball - Fellow comrade, a supplier of weapons.
Cubaball - Supported eu during Angolan Civil War.
Namibiaball - Supported ele getting independence from 
Evil Apartheid Regime.
Macauball - Cute little sibling. GIB MONEY AND INVESTMENT!!!
Madeiraball and 
Azoresball - Islands of my parent.
Brazilball - Fellow Portuguese speaking friend that is also my frade! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE. Most of its 
8balls came from my clay.
East Timorball - Sibling from Southeast Asia.
Serbiaball - 
Kosovoball is yours. Also kebab removing partner.
Palestineball - I recognize tu.
Western Saharaball - Same as Palestineball.
North Koreaball - Wartime friend, don't let 
UNball know I do business with tu.
Neutral
Franceball - You supproted Cabinda when I was communist. But we are fine mow.
USAball - Eu may like my oil, but back when I had a Angolan Civil War you gib supplies of weapons during to the 
UNITA and 
FNLA. Why friend? Meu president also doesn't like that tu sanctioned 
Central African Republicball! but thanks for making me famous from this
Mexicoball - We good together, eu will probably reopen the embassy if things go nicely. But one of meu children hates tu.
Enemies
Cabindaball - I'm never giving you independence!!!
Nordesteball and 
Sulball - Same goes for both of you. Now go to Brazil.- Union of South Africaball - This disgusting racista supported rebelles against me! Tu deserved your death! Fuck tu!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!
Gallery
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Provinces |
Bengoball • Benguelaball • Biéball • Cabindaball • Cuando Cubangoball • Cuanza Norteball • Cuanza Sulball • Cuneneball • Huamboball • Huílaball • Luanda Provinceball ( Luandaball) • Lunda Norteball • Lunda Sulball • Malanjeball • Moxicoball • Namibeball • Uígeball • Zaireball (Angola) ( M'Banza-Kongoball)
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| Historical entities | Migrants from North and East that became Natives • Ancient Bantus •  Kingdom of Kongoball •  Portuguese Angolaball •  Dutch Loango-Angolaball • PR Angolaball
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