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    Crimeaball is a republic of Russiaball disputed territoryball located in Eastern Europe, who is currently in  Russiaball's non-existent hands after Russiaball took him from Ukraineball and annexed him (Even though he promised not to, when Ukraineball gave Russiaball all his nukes back so Russia is a liar). Crimeaball is making good relationships with countryballs around him, albeit a de facto part of Russiaball. In fact, more than 14 countryballs recognize him as part of Russiaball's clay, while the rest of the countryballs in the world recognize him as part of Ukraineball's clay because his referendum is regarded to be illegitimate and invalid. However, many countryballs like Iranball and Israelcube are issuing confusing statements on Crimeaball.

    While Crimeaball was split from Ukraineball, the regionball is unsure about being controlled by Russiaball. In some ways, it seems Crimeaball isn't too fond of Russiaball either, but nevertheless, joined anyway. This would explain why Crimeaball at first tried to be its own countryball.

    History

    Crimeaball has a long history of being occupied by Scythiaball, Achaemenidball, Ancient Greeceball, SPQRball, Byzantineball, Golden Hordeball, inhabited by Crimean Khanateball, Ottomanball, Russian Empireball, independent as Crimean People's Republicball, occupied by German Empireball, South Russiaball ( White Army State), Nazi Germanyball.

    In the 1950s, Russian SFSRball handed Crimeaball to Ukrainian SSRball, after USSRball died, Crimeaball became "independent" for a day, but offically joined the new independent Ukraineball on 5 May 1992.

    In 2014, the Autonomous Republic of Crimeaball was invaded annexed to join Russiaball in it's 100% legitimate referendum. This pissed off Ukraineball who still considers Crimea as rightful Ukrainian clay. Many countries in the west such as EUball and USAball also say Crimea was illegally occupied by Russiaball.

    On Febuary 24th 2022, Russiaball launched its Invasion of Ukraineball using Crimeaball as a staging ground for its mass push into Ukrainian territory. Fierce fighting occurred from city to city leading to Russiaball occupying the east of Ukraineball's southern coast with only Mariupolball managing to hold firm against a suffocating siege

    Relationships

    Друзья/Друзі/Аркъадашлар/Friends

    • Russiaball - Thank you for saving me dad! I have waited for this moment for long and it has finally become reality! I will always be with you forever.
    • South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball - My Caucasian cousins and supporters.
    • Artsakhball and Transnistriaball - Other supporters.
    • Indiaball - Supports me and Russiaball, curry stronk, but why you hate me for some reason!??
      • Kashmirball - he has a similar situation like me, we both wantings to be country's clay (in this case India for you and Russia for me). For that being said, i recognize you as India's clay.
    • South Africaball - The same thing I said to Indiaball.
    • Philippinesball - Even though it abstained in 2018, it is friends with Russiaball. Duterte is the best president! And we both hate flag stealer and it was yours.
    • Myanmarball - Recognize me also go and kill Rohingya's!!

    Neutral/Нейтральный/Нейтральний/Битараф

    • Franceball - He want us Eastern Slavs as rape victims of their psycho child Merkelreich, and only Russiaball can save us. Also, never forget Crimean War. But now he realizes that we living much better than earlier when we lived with Ukraineball. But you also stole flag of my son.
    • Vietnamball - He is friends with Papa, but why do you hate China? And why you not recognize me as part of Russia?
    • Turkeyball - Best friend and also one of my brothers, but he does not really trust me because him and Russiaball don't like each other at all and I am best friends with him and why do you support Ukraineball who is not related to you! And my Crimean Tatar language is mutually intelligible to your Turkish language.
    • Austriaball - My therapist. Although you recognize me as Loser's clay, but you can help me on resolving my identity crisis. You said that I have a mental disability for calling some cityballs as other country's cityballs. Maybe he could give me a hand to cure my mental health.
    • Indonesiaball - He is Russiaball's COMRADE for sharing weapons to him and my father apologizes to you for incidents plane crash in 2012, but please stop listen to your damn stupid sibling to see me as part of the CLOWN's clay and not of Russiaball!!! Its son also hates me.
    • Hungaryball - Russia friend of Europe who wanted to to recognize but they cant recognize me because your Spouse and your Neighbour not recognize me as a Ukrainian clay.
    • Bulgariaball - Thanks being of friendly to Russiaball and me. But why are you with NATO and EU and how come you don't recognize me as a part of Russiaball?
    • Japanball - Thanks for my kawaii portraits although you don't recognize me.
    • Palestineball - Your diplomat expressed support for me, but then your embassy denied it.
    • Timor Lesteball - You tried to recognize me but how sad that Australiaball forcing you to recognize me as a Pig clay.
    • Ukraineball - My... evil, I mean... step-father. Our relations are complex, and he thinks that I am his clay. Why would you think that I am yours? I'm just in Russia just because I'm ethnically Russian, not Ukrainian. And stop caring Tatarstanball and not me, make up your mind. If you don't want to be enemies with Russiaball, just stop complaining about this, now most of the countryballs recognized me as Ukrainian, but not everyone! I don't care that Soviet Unionball gave me as your present, after all these years, Russia "annexed" me is the righteous thing, and I felt cozy with him, I can't belong to you. (Sigh) Good thing he doesn't blame me for this, but still. I can't come back to you, however. Sorry... But I do not know what to say about this. Please improve relations with Russia in the future. (See enemies list)

    Enemies/Враги/Вороги/Душманлар

    • Ukraineball (From 2014) - STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!! Never again will I be of Ukraine!
    • Serbiaball - OKAY WHAT THE FUCK?! I SUPPORT YOU ON KOSOVO, AND YOU RECOGNIZE ME AS A PART OF UKRAINE?! FUCK YOU!! VOJVODINA IS NOT YOUR CLAY! IT BELONGS TO HUNGARY!!!
    • Malaysiaball - You're the reason why your brother recognize me as Ukrainian clay, not Russian clay. REMOVE NASI LEMAK!! And also, SABAH IS FILIPINO, NOT MALAYSIAN!!!
    • Romaniaball - This is why reason your Neighbour recognized me as a Ukrainian clay not Russian Clay also Transylvania is Hungarian clay, not Romanian Clay
    • Merkelreich - STOP SANCTIONING ME!
    • USAball - Merkelreich's uncle. Same thing I said to him.
    • Kosovoball - You are part of SERBIAN clay, NOT INDEPENDENT clay!!
    • Israelcube - I thought you were neutral to me, but you recognized me as an occupied territory of Ukraine and being temporarily occupied by Russia. FREE PALESTINE!!!
    • Ethiopiaball - Some stupid raw meat eating country, that recognizes me as a part of UKRAINE unlike his his brother, who recognizes me as a part of Russia. Why don't you be like him?
    • Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball - FLAG STEALER!!
    • Sabahball - Same thing I said to Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball. You recognize me as part of my evil stepfather, because I steal your flag huh? Well, you stole my flag first.
    • Soviet Unionball - Grandfather, BUT WHY YOU GIVE ME AS PART OF Zelenskireich REMOVE KHRUSCHEV!!!!!!!!!!!

    Countries that recognize Crimea as a part of Russia

    Africa

    Asia

    Caribbean

    Central America

    Europe

    Middle East

    South America

    Countries Voting Crimea being a part of Russia

    Countries who recognize Crimea as a part of Ukraine

    Africa


    Asia

    Caribbean


    Europe

    Middle East


    Central America


    North America


    South America


    Oceania

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Honolulu Blue 0, 111, 178 C100-M37-Y0-K30 #006FB2
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
    Maximum Red 219, 32, 23 C0-M85-Y89-K14 #DB2017

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Crimeaball.

    Click here to see it.


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