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    Jeg elsker Legø!
     
    — Denmarkball, expressing its love for Lego
    Once I was seven years old, My momma told me:"Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lønely." Once I was seven years old...
     
    — Lukas Graham
    I'm not gonna fight back what I've become
    Yeah, I've got bruises where I came from
    But I wouldn't change if I could restart
    I ain't gonna hide these beautiful scars
     
    — Maximillian
    Good work, 47.
     
    — Diana Burnwood, Hitman
    EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
     
    — Tegan and Sara
    One time I wanted a bunch of my friends over to watch TV, not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody can fit on my one couch, and I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a thing as a bunkbed but as a couch? Introducing the double decker couch! So everyone could watch TV together and be buddies!
     
    — Emmet Brickowski
    A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!!!11!!!1
     
    — Lego City residents

    Denmarkball, øfficially the Kingdøm øf Legø Denmarkball, is a happy cøuntryball in Nørthern Eurøpe. It børders ønly øne cøuntryball, that being Germanyball tø its søuth, although it is very cløse to the søuthern tip øf Swedenball and is cønnected tø Swedenball's cityball øf Malmöball with the Øresund Bridge. The cøuntryball is divided intø 5 regiønballs with the capital øf Copenhagenball løcated on Zealandball (Denmark), giving it a tøtal area of 42 933 square kilometers (Nøt including Faroe Islandsball and Greenlandball), making it the 130th largest countryball in the wørld. As of 2019, its pøpulatiøn has abøut 5.806 milliøn inhabitants.

    Being geøgraphically in Eurøpe, as well as being a Nørdic cøuntryball, Westernized søvereign natiøn, gives Denmarkball the ability to join the EUball, NATOball, and of course the Nordic Councilball. It is alsø a member of UNball like almost every other cøuntryball in the world. Denmarkball is the least corrupted country and is nørmally regarded as øne of the happiest overall countryballs in the world. Its citizens enjøy a high standard of living, fine educatiøn, great welfare, and prøtect human rights. Denmarkball is the fifth møst developed in the world, even using new ways to develøp less polluting energy søurces, such as windmills. While it has a weak military, it keeps a large number of friends cløse with almøst nø need for self-defense. Its natiønal day is June 5th. The Legos came from its clay.

    Histøry

    Ages agø, Denmarkball was another Scandinavian Vikingball that pillaging Europe with its siblings, Norwayball and Swedenball. The bløødlust of Denmarkball was unmatched and as a result, Denmarkball found itself drawn into the multiple cønflicts ravaging Europe. Unførtunately for Denmarkball, it did nøt always come out on tøp, and after a embarrassing defeat against Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austriaball in 1864, Denmarkball's personality changed. Having little territory left to lose, Denmarkball sought a way of neutrality and strived to keep out of all conflicts. Magnus the Good was the ruler from the 1040s-1050s. At the time, Denmark had both Norway and itself. It divided it so Harald Hardrada ruled Norway and Sweyn Estridson ruled Denmark. They would be divided for some time. Denmark stayed out of the First World War successfully.|

    Second Schleswig War

    In 1864, When Denmark took a little bit too far to Kingdom of Prussiaball,'s clay, he has angered Prussia to called his Brother Austrian Empireball to take over that land which Denmark claimed, Denmark knew he was fucked up, yes, he did the biggest mistake which he messed with Prussia and Austria at once, Denmark tried to defend that land with 30k+ troops on the line, while Austria and Prussia has 60k+, when war ends, Austria and Prussia having a hard time to find out what land belong to them within the new territory, then they started another one, Denmark is neutral during that war since he made his comeback.

     : well, i got it back on 1922, which now today i shared half the land to Germanyball .

    Wørld War II

    At the start of WWII, Denmarkball tried to maintain its neutral status. However, Denmarkball was swiftly invaded and occupied by Nazi Germanyball in just 6 hours during the Second World War following a few hours of symbolic fighting, as it knew the destruction it'd face if it'd resist. It collaborated with the Nazis for a while until it finally stepped down in 1943 as Nazi Germanyball declared martial law. It was liberated afterwards when Nazi Germanyball capitulated in 1945.

    Pøstwar Era

    After the Second World War, Denmarkball decided to provide support to various peace-keeping missions around the world, with the most famous case being in Bosniaball wherein itmisused its mandate as a peace-keeping force and defended Swedenball from Srpskaball. In recent years, Denmarkball has øf the countries that helped USAball in Afghanistanball and Iraqball. While Denmarkball is proud of its Viking heritage, it manages to hide its actual bloodlust under a layer of alcoholism, under the fear that it may lose yet another war. However, Denmarkball often threatens to kick Swedenball's æss if for no other reason than tradition. It is proud of its Legos and hates it whenever others like Minecraft better. It uses this to entertain kids everywhere, which is why it is the happiest country in the world, much unlike its child Greenlandball who is heavily depressed. It has is own pig breed known as the protest pig which nearly resembles Denmark's flag.

    In 2020, it had to kill minks due to corona.

    In 2022, Denmarkball can into appearing on r/place. (Thanks, r/polandball!)

    Inførmation før Artists

    File:States and Autonomous Regions of Denmark .png
    Autonomous regions and provinces of Denmark

    The Danish flag is the oldest consistently used flag in the world. The flag is a red banner with a white Scandinavian cross.

    Flag Cølørs

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Lava 200, 16, 46 C0-M92-Y77-K22 #C8102E
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Although the crøss øbviously symbølizes Christianity, the cølørs døn't really have any sørt of øfficial meaning. Some peøple will say the white represents hønesty and peace, and the red for valør, strength, and bravery.

    Relatiønship

    The Nørdic family is a big family with many countryballs, with søme beings siblings and others being friends or cøusins.

    Friends (Venner)

    • Ålandball - My niece. I gave Åland its first øl.
    • Italyball - South European version of me. It like my Subway Surfers in its clay, also its pizza is great. Its band Måneskin has a Danish name and a half-Danish bassist as well, so I was also happy to see it win Eurovision with them. And thank you for avenging us in the Euros!!! Would be nicer if you tried to get along with my sibling , though.
    • Real Afghanistan- Sorry buddy. You fought bravely but in the end this dumb Taliban won and finally killed you for good. RIP 🪦 my good friend.
    • Australiaball - Ør more specifically Tasmaniaball because Denmarkball's crown princess is Tasmanian and Denmarkball was the birthplace of the only Tasmanian Devil born outside of Australia. Unfortunately, it hates my sibling because of HDI reasons and thanks to you makes subway surf in my clay. And we hate China.
    • Faroeball - Another one of my children. Adopted it from Norway because it was a very bad parent (Scotland adopted Norway's other two kids Shetland and Ørkney).
    • Norwayball - Øne of my siblings and Best Friend! We love each other and often hang out and drink Øl with each other. Plus, we both have TV 2.
    • Polandball - I'm giving you a totally not suspicious lego box
    • Aerican Empireball - Is of very happy!
    • Indiaball - Good friend (Just don't remind it of the Andaman and Nicobar islands during my empire). Unfortunately, it hates my sibling because of PewDiePie and you make Subway Surfers in my clay. But you hate Pakistan
    • Franceball - Good friend. It loves my cafes and legos. Also we have similar complicated relations with Germany. I wish I can go there someday....Alsø I helped during Napoleonic years!
    • Canadaball - My friend who qualified for the IIHF. Too bad it lost tø Switzerland. It døes have a beautiful culture and heritage and i make subway surf in its clay. It also made song for Lego Movie (EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!).
    • Russian Empireball - One of my best historical friends. I would've completely lost the Great Northern Wars if it didn't exist.
    • Reichtangle - Can you hide in my lego so I can give it to Poland?
    • Finlandball - My adøptive sibling, it thinks that I'm anti-Islam but is nøt true! (økay it is)
    • Germanyball - Used tø be my enemy. German Confederationball and later Kingdom of Prussiaball took Schleswigball from it. Nazi Germanyball occupied it in World War II. But despite this, we are now close friends and me like subway surf in its clay but GIB SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEIN!!
    • USAball - I am part of its NATO alliance and it likes Subway Surfers. But Greenland is not for sale!
    • Greenlandball - My oldest child. Greenland wishes to become an independent nation. However, I will not let it. Because of that expression, I disliked its suicidal personality and wish to help my child out of its depression (which is impossible).
    • Icelandball - Also a part of the Nordic family. It is my sibling, and it wrote about me in its Viking sagas with Subway Surfers in its clay.
    • Sakhaball - It and I love Greenland. Also, I love to visit it a lot!
    • Japanball - It likes my Legos, and I also like its cars, anime, especially Vinland Saga and electronics! Unfortunately, my sibling hates it for Hatsune Miku ruining Ievan Polkka (NØ ACTUALLY BLAME THE LEEK SPIN MEMERS). We have a common enemy and I make subway surf city of kawaii's in your clay.
    • Kosovoball - I'm good friends with it, and I support it when Serbiaball bullies it.
    • New Zealandball - We are some of the least corrupt countries in the world. (tie)
    • Thailandball - We form Thai-Danish milk/farm and we also signed a treaty about the environment to each other too! It is also my Sibling's spouse and my sibling-in-law and i make Subway Surfers in its clay.
    • Indonesiaball - Badminton partner, it likes Lego, Carlsberg, and subway Surfers in its clay. It wants to learn how to remove corruption from me. I can teach you how to remove them since your government is a mess like a lazy kid's room.
    • Philippinesball - It likes Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. It is good friends with ​my brothers and Thailandball. We have a ​common enemy.
    • Iraqball - It is my Best Middle Eastern friend. I don't know why it listed me as a friend but it is good.
    • Estland - Come with us in Nordic? Uhhh, I'll think about it. But it is safe to say that, I preseved its capital. It is also Finland's sibling. Also it put me in Neutral for some reason...
    • Armeniaball - It likes Indiaball and hates Pakistanball for not recognizing it. Anyone who hates Pakistanball is my friend.
    • Russiaball - Thrøughøut the time, we were never at war with each other. Until the formation of the Soviet Union (which also helped me get rid of the Nazi invaders). Russia was my closest ally in some wars, like this or this one. But it also is often drunker than me and has too many human rights issues. To date, we still appreciate each other to this day. Thanks to lets me play in the World Cup and Subway Surfers in both my clay. Thanks for helping me qualify in 2020 Euro :)
    • Israelcube - I døn't recøgnize Palestine on it and we both hate Pakistanball.
    • Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yøurs, buddy.
    • Kazakhbrick - It likes my Lego come here. Lego lego lego COME HERE RIGHT NOW LEGO I mean, yes, very good friend

    Neutral (Neutral)

    • Soviet Unionball - Just because I banned communism doesn't mean we HAVE to be enemies. I played fair in the cold war, and took it easy on it.
    • Swedenball - We have love/hate relationship. We are frequently rivals!. Also, Lego > Minecraft.
    • Palestineball - I don't recognize it but it likes my legos tho.
    • Serbiaball - Well yøu are nøt a bad cøuntry since i suppørt yøu aløt and help yøu in accession of EUball. He can into Legø aswell! BUT STØP HARASSING KOSOVO!!! We bøth hate Pakistan.
    • Myanmarball - It likes Carlsburg and drinks Tubørg every day. We førm a fund where I can help it, but Switzerland gets in my way. Høwever, its Rohingya policy has made me dislike it again.
    • Moroccoball - It's nøt your fault! It was the terrørist whø did my tøurist øn yøur clay! At least yøu're gøød friend øf mine and I almost like your Subway Surfers on its clay.
    • Saudi Arabiaball - It is still good kebab better than other kebab and we both hate Serbiaball and I wonder why my sibling hates it.
    • Somalilandball - I can intø having representative øffice in it capital but I can't recøgnize yøur passpørt. At least we both hate Somaliaball.

    Enemies (Fjender)

    Gallery

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    Click here to see it.


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    Kingdom of Denmark: God's help, the love of the people, Denmark's strength
    Parts Denmarkball Faroe Islandsball ( Tórshavnball) • Greenlandball (template)
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    Regiøns Copenhagenball ( Bornholmball) • Central Denmark Regionball North Denmark Regionball Zealandball Southern Denmark Regionball Jyllandball
    Førmer entities Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) Kingdom of Denmarkball Kalmar Unionball Denmark-Norwayball
    Who Is Called President Female Leadership?
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    Faroe Islandsball
    Municipalities Eiðiball • Eysturball • Fámjinball • Fuglafjørður • Fugloyball • Hovball • Húsarball • Húsavíkball • Hvalbaball • Hvannasundball • Klaksvík • Kunoyball • Kvívíkball • Nesball • Porkeriball • Runavíkball • Sandurball • Sjóvarball • Skálavíkball • Skopunball • Skúvoyball • Sørvágurball • Sumbaball • Sundaball • Tórshavnball Tvøroyriball • Vágarball • Vágurball • Vestmannaball • Viðareiðiball
    Faroe Islands
    Former entities Vikings Kalmar Unionball Denmark-Norwayball
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    BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar!
    Countries Denmarkball ( Faroeball Greenlandball) • Estoniaball Finlandball ( Ålandball)• Icelandball Norwayball ( Svalbardball) • Swedenball • ( Gotlandball Ladoniaball) • ( Orkneyball Shetlandball)
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    Historic entities Kalmar Unionball Sweden-Norwayball Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estoniaball Latviaball Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.
    VE
    The Allied Powers - Liberating the World from Tyranny
    World War I UKball Franceball Russian Empireball ( Russian SFSRball) • Kingdom of Italyball British Rajball Empire of Japanball Belgiumball Luxembourgball Kingdom of Serbiaball Kingdom of Greeceball Kingdom of Montenegroball Kingdom of Romaniaball USAball Andorraball Armeniaball Arab Rebelballs • Brazilball Republic of Chinaball Costa Ricaball Mexicoball Republic of Cubaball Czechoslovak Legionballs Emirate of Nejd and Hasaball Guatemalaball Haitiball Hondurasball Liberiaball Nepalrawr Nicaraguaball Panamaball Portugalball Siamball Ethiopian Empireball
    World War II UKball USAball Soviet Unionball Republic of Chinaball Franceball ( Free Franceball) • French Indochinaball (from 1940) • Second Polish Republicball ( PR Polandball Canadaball British Ceylonball British Rajball Australiaball Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball ( Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslaviaball) • Kingdom of Greeceball New Zealandball Union of South Africaball Netherlandsball Belgiumball Luxembourgball Norwayball Czechoslovakiaball Ethiopian Empireball Brazilball Mexicoball Guatemalaball El Salvadorball Hondurasball Nicaraguaball Costa Ricaball Panamaball Colombiaball Peruball Commonwealth of the Philippinesball Republic of Cubaball Liberiaball Boliviaball Paraguayball Haitiball Chileball Argentinaball Turkeyball Koreaball Nepalrawr Syriaball Kingdom of Egyptball Dominican Republicball Icelandball Denmarkball Kingdom of Italyball (from 1943) • Kingdom of Iraqball (from 1943) • United States of Venezuelaball Pahlavi Iranball Tsardom of Bulgariaball (from 1944) • Kingdom of Romaniaball (from 1944) • Saudi Arabiaball Finlandball (from 1945) • Mongoliaball Vietnamball (slightly)

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