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    Nambiaball Namibiaball, officially the Republic of Namibiaball, is empty as shit a countryball in southern Africa who cannot into water (except for having a coast). Namibiaball is the driest countryball in Sub-Saharan Africa and the most sparsely populated African countryball.

    Initially born in 1884 as German South-West Africaball, Namibiaball is an adoptive child of Germanyball. It was raised by South Africaball until its rebirth as an independent republic in 1991.

    Namibiaball has recently made a video on USAball by insulting itself and satirically pointing out its president  Donald Trump, who erroneously called it "Nambia".

    History

    Namibiaball's history is lost in time. It was a native and a nomadic hunter/gatherer.

    Portugalball discovered it in the year 1485. In the 19th century,  Boerballs arrived from the south and started arguing with Khoisanballs.

    German Empireball and USAball decided to adopt it. After some wars, Namibiaball was split into a British part and a German part. In WWI UKball asked Union of South Africaball to "liberate" Namibiaball from German Empireball. Union of South Africaball thought the "liberation" was forever.

    Namibiaball eventually had enough of apartheid and became independent in 1990 after some wars.

    It is now very peaceful and has a strong GDP per capita for the continent. Dropping oil prices have hurt its economy though.

    In 2020, Namibiaball elected File:Adolf Uunona-icon.png Adolf Hitler Uunona, which is definitely not a reference to the German dictator.

    Flag colours

    Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Tangerine Yellow 255, 205, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FFCD00
    Catalina Blue 0, 47, 108 C100-M56-Y0-K58 #002F6C
    Crimson 200, 16, 46 C0-M92-Y77-K22 #C8102E
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Spanish Green 0, 154, 67 C100-M0-Y56-K40 #009A44

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Germanyball - It apologized for genocide! Thank you!!! And we still like yuor culture here. Also, 1/3 of our white population is still German.
    • South Africaball - My best buddy and my step-cousin! We often hang out and braai.
    • Cubaball - We fought against Apartheid together!
    • Angolaball - Thanks for supporting my independence. Also, change this one's name plox.
    • Botswanaball - My eastern neighbor and best friend. We both can into democracy and stability.
    • Finlandball - Is teach me the word of god and sauna. We have good relations, and we have embassies in each other's capitals.
    • Holy Roman Empireball - My grandparent.

    Enemies

    • Union of South Africaball - WORST ENEMY EVER! DISGUSTING! UTTER SHAME TO HUMANITY! YUO ARE THE MOST RACIST AND DISGUSTING THING, I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU AND I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE FROM AN EVIL BASTARD LIKE YOU! EVEN YOUR PRESENT SELF HATES YUO.
    • Nazi Germanyball - Racist who is worse than Apatheid! BTW, we elected yuor leader, LMAO!
    • German Empireball - WORST EMPIRE EVER!  I AM A SHAME TO BE YOUR CHILD! YOU COMMITTED GENOCIDE ON THE HETERO AND NAMA PEOPLE AND REDUCED THEIR POPULATIONS BY 80%, WHY?! Hope your grandson likes repaying reperations.
    • Donald Trump - My name is Namibia, not Nambia!
    • Egyptball - REMOVE SISI! 7-1 AND 8-2 NEVER FORGET!
    • Namibeball - Name stealer, remove! Even your dad likes me.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Namibiaball.

    Click here to see it.


    See also

    es:Namibiaball pT:Namíbiaball pl:Namibiaball

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