×
Create a new article
Write your page title here:
We currently have 10,685 articles on Polandball Wiki. Type your article name above or create one of the articles listed here!



    Polandball Wiki

    Standing here
    I realize
    You are just like me
    Trying to make history
    But who's to judge
    The right from wrong
    When our guard is down
    I think we'll both agree
    That
    violence breeds violence
    But in the end, it has to be this way
     
    Jamie Christopherson, singing "It Has To Be This Way" as Raiden punches Senator Armstrong in Pakistan, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
    Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of [humanity], and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty.
     
    Muhammad Ali Jinnah
    Pakistan not only means freedom and independence but the Muslim Ideology which has to be preserved, which has come to us as a precious gift and treasure and which, we hope other [sic] will share with us.
     
    Muhammad Ali Jinnah
    Land of the pure
     
    — Rehmat Ali, 1933
    Democracy and Islam are not incompatible.
     
    — Benazir Bhutto
    Islam aims to bring about a universal revolution.
     
    — Abul Ala Mawdudi
    Don't compare your nation with the nations of the West. Distinctive is the nation of the prophet of Islam.
     
    — Muhammad Iqbal
    Take Islam out of Pakistan and make it a secular state; it would collapse.
     
    — Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq, President of Pakistan 1978-88
    Bonus now there's Pakistan, actually two Pakistans; one of them can be Bangladesh later.
     
    — Bill Wurtz
    I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN!
     
    — Pakistani man

    Pakistanball, officially the Islamic Republic of Pakistanball is a fan of china sovereign stateball and an Islamic Federal Republicball in South Asia. Its clay is composed of 4 provinceballs, four territoryballs, and the capital ( Islamabadball), giving it a totem of being the 2nd largest countryball in South Asia and the 33rd largest countryball in the world. It is the 5th most populous country globally with 231 million inhabitants and the 15th most popular human migration destination.

    Being a English-speaking countryball, as well as being geographically in South Asia, having a majority Muslim population, and being a close ally with Chinaball, it makes it a member of the Commonwealthball, the Organization of Islamic Cooperationball, SAARCball, and the Shanghai Cooperation Organizationball.

    Its national day is 23 March, although its independence day is 14 August.

    It is looked at as both progressive and regressive for attempting to build a system mixed with Sharia Law and Democratic values. It also has weird McDonald's commercials.

    History

    Pakistanball was born as a 4ball. The first signs of civilization in modern-day Pakistanball were the Indus River Valley Civilizationball. The Indus Valley Civilizationball soon collapsed, and the Vedic Age started. During the collapse of the Indus River Valley Civilizationball, 2balls from the Caucasus started invading the Indian subcontinent.

    The 4balls started moving further south into Indiaball, where they soon settled and exist today as the Dravidians. The only Dravidians who didn't move were the Brahuis that now live in Pakistani Balochistan. However, after millennia of mixing with the 2balls, they have become so far removed from their southern brethren that only 15% of their language still holds aspects of the Dravidian languages, and they ethnically look very different from the much darker-skinned South Dravidians.

    Iron age Mahajanapadaballs emerged in Iron Age Indiaball. The ones in modern-day Pakistanball were Kambojaball and Gandharaball. Both were soon conquered by the Zoroastrian Iranian Achaemenid Empireball. Later though, Macedonball managed to conquer this huge Achaemenid Empireball. Macedonball fell though due to the death of Alexander the Great. After it died, the empireball was split, and the part that Pakistanball was now in Seleucidball. Mauryaball and Seleucidball fought a war with each other and in the end, Mauryaball won. Mauryaball soon started to decline, and the Indo-Scythian Kingdomball emerged.

    This kingdomball would be anschlussed by the Kushan Empireball, Sasanian Empireball, and Guptaball. The Kushan Empireball later was anschlussed by Guptaball, Sasanian Empireball, Khasa Kingdomball and Hephthalite Empireball. The Hephthalite Empireball was killed by the Sasanian Empireball and for a while, Guptaball and the Sasanian Empireball were the only two empireballs in Pakistanball's clay.

    Later, Islam spread into Pakistanball's clay and the Sasanian Empireball fell due to the spread of Islam and Rashidunball rose from the ashes but muslims would never invade Pakistanball until decades after Rashidunball was overthrown by Umayyadball. Abbasid Caliphateball was the next caliphate in line who took over Umayyadball. The next empireball that controlled most of Pakistanball's clay was Saffaridball. Saffaridball died out when king Ya'qub (no, not the Hebrew prophet) died. The Ghazavnids were the next rule most of the Pakistani clay. Ghaznavidsball had been overthrown by Ghurid Dynastyball.

    Later, this empireball declined. A small part of it went to Khwarazmianball. Another part (majority) went to the Delhi Sultanateball. The small portion was soon invaded by some nomads on horses. The larger portion was attempted to be conquered, but the Delhi Sultanateball kept it away. The part of Pakistanball under Mongol rule soon became free after the Mongol Empireball fragmented. Chagataiball and Ilkhanateball were the two that had parts of Pakistanball. Timurid Empireball revolted and became independent from Western Chagatai Khanateball.

    They along with the Delhi Sultanateball became part of Mughalball. For a while, Pakistanball's clay was part of Mughalball and Safavid Dynastyball. However, both empireballs fell with the Mughals being overthrown by Maratharawr and Safavids being overthrown by Hotak Dynastyball.

    New states emerged known as Durraniball, Sikh Empireball, and Khanate of Kalatball. This included much of modern-day Pakistanball. After a while, the Emirate of Afghanistanball rose into power and wanted to reconquer Pakistanball. However, the other states made it hard to. Things changed, however, when some brits took over Indiaball and conquered Sikh Empireball and Khanate of Kalatball. They went to war with Afghanistanball, and in the end, the Afghans lost their part of what is now modern-day Pakistanball.

    The British Rajball was established, and for the longest time, Indiaball was ruled by the British. The people were treated like shit during the British rule, and the Brits robbed Indiaball. Soon though, after World War II (in 1947), UKball divided Indiaball into 2 dominions. One of these two dominions was called the Dominion of Pakistanball. This is where the history of a place called Pakistanball starts.

    On October 21, 1947, the first Indo-Pakistani war began over a dispute over the ownership of {{I|Jammu and Kashmir}] Jammu and Kashmirball. The conflict ended with the signing of an armistice on January 1, 1949, as a result of which Pakistanball controlled about 40% of the clay of Kashmir, while Indiaball controlled about 60%.

    Unfortunately, the timing of [[Pakistanball]'s independence was poor. As colonialism from European powers faded as a result of World War II devastating Western European economies, a new threat came. The Sovietballs and Americanballs had been going on their own quests for power, supporting various regime changes and coups that (for better or worse, mostly worse) would change many developing countries/former colonies. It didn't matter how the people liked it, as long as one of the two superpowers was satisfied with the rule and gained a political edge over the other. Pakistanball was no different, and as a result, the country, within the first twenty years of it's existence, became a strategic point for USAball, who feared that Sovietballs influence in India and Central Asia was a problem that couldn't go ignored. This could be argued as the main cause/start of the struggles Pakistan faces to this day.

    In 1958, the first military coup took place in the country, the 1956 constitution was abolished and the first martial law in the country's history was introduced. Pakistanball soon loses its dominion status, and they become an Islamic republic because of the population demanding so. The original Pakistanball included East Bengalball, which was soon lost in a war for independence from East Bengalball. However East Bengalball eventually grew rebellious, and Pakistanball ordered a genocide against the Bengalis in 1971 to prevent secession.

    In 1965 and 1971, Pakistan fought new wars against Indiaball, the first of which ended in a draw, and the second - with the victory of Indiaball and the independence of Bangladeshball from Pakistanball. The 1971 war was the largest in a series of Indo-Pakistani conflicts. To this day, Pakistanball and Indiaball are super hostile towards each other. The war became unpopular and devastated Pakistanball´s economy, and people voted for the left-wing Pakistani People's Party. Democratically elected president Zulfikar Ali Bhutto ended the war and drastically improved the country by upgrading economic equality, education, and free jobs and riding Pakistanball´s clay of feudalism and bourgeois elitism, and Pakistanball became pretty much a socialist. But on July 4, 1977, the second military coup in the history of the country took place in Pakistanball. During this period, Pakistan becomes an ally of United Statesball and begins to support the mujahideen in the Civil War in Afghanistanball.

    In the 1990s, the development of Pakistanball's nuclear program took place, which became the reason for the imposition of sanctions by USAball against Pakistanball. On October 12, 1999, the third military coup in the history of Pakistan took place.

    In the early 2000s, Pakistanball lost control of the northwestern region of Viziristan, which became a stronghold of the Talibanball, driven out of Afghanistanball by USAball and NATOball in 2001. The Pakistani Talibanball, a branch of Taliban fighters from Afghanistanball carry the intention of takeover of the ethnic Pashto clay in Pakistanball. On April 28, 2011, there was a border conflict between Afghanistanball and Pakistanball near the city of Angur-Ada. In 2021 it ceased ties with the Pakistani Talibanball.

    On October 28, 2011, protests began in Pakistanball's clay over unemployment, corruption and public discontent with the government's actions. At the ground over for 12 years, Pakistan still hasn't seen growth after the turmoil with it's corruption, corporal fraud, disasterous floods that caused 5% of its infrastructure on the south lands to sink. The floods were so deadly that the government couldn't pay the damages over infrastructure aswell as the attempted coup and assassination of Former Prime Minister Imran Khan. The economy is currently falling off aswell as the ruble value dropping down to 500%. If the country faces economic collapse, it might damage itself since it's a nuclear powered country and it would cause heavy effects on Asia.

    Personality

    Pakistanball is a very committed, patriotic, and clever countryball, and can into nukes and a surprisingly big army. It can sometimes be dangerous and is hard to defend if it is trying to attack you. It is very committed to Islam and likes to take advantage of to create relations with fellow countryballs. It can into excellent cricket and can be hard to defeat. But, on the other hand, it can be accommodating if you are friendly.

    Flag Colors

    Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Up Forest Green 0, 64, 26 C100-M0-Y60-K75 #00401A
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF


    Relationships/تعلقات

    Friends/دوستو

    • چین - My STRONG Iron sibling. We started our diplomatic relationship in 1951 and built the Karakoram Highway together. New silk road is coming soon. Nice weapons, Type 56 rifle, and JF-17 fighter jet! Best ally against my enemy Indiaball. Your equipment is affordable and yummy. I will allow you access to the Muslim World myself. I support your claims of Aksai chin, and you support me by bullying Indian soldiers in Galway. BUT WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME WITH CORONAVIRUS, AND WHY DID YUO CREATE TIKTOK? AT LEAST YOU DISLIKE TIKTOK TOO~ Well, I know it is not your fault! LET'S FIGHT TO THE END! Also, I'm not against what you're doing to Uighurs, but please stop! Also. I love you for normalizing Iran's relationship with Saudi Arabia. MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD is better than ISLAMIC HATE!!! YOU PROVED THAT ISLAMOPHOBIA HAS NO PLACE IN SOCIETY. I am also concerned about AUKUS activity with Nuclear Submarine. I am only really friends with you because I am in massive debt to you and can't afford to hold an opinion against you when India is also at my border
    • الجزائر/الجیریا - I supported her freedom from this Muslim hater in 1962. We both have common friends.
    • داغستان - My Muslim sister from Russia. We have common friends, common enemies. My citizen Nasreddin Murat-Khan, a Kumyk, is of her descent. I like her cultures (Islamic, Turkic, Caucasian, Iranian) very much.
    • ترکی - MY SECOND SIBLING! Diplomatic relations between Turkey and Pakistan were established in 1947, soon after Pakistan came into being as the then-largest Muslim country on the world map. Turkey was among a few countries that quickly recognized Pakistan after its creation and supported its successful bid to become a member of the United Nations. Currently, Turkish television shows have huge popularity in Pakistan. Recently, the Turkish show Ertugrul Ghazi was dubbed by Pakistan Television Corporation in the Urdu language and has taken the country by storm. Turks also enjoy VIP treatment in Pakistan, with much of the Pakistani public terming Turkey as their best friend and vice versa from Turkey. Erdoğan became one of the few world leaders to be allowed to give a speech in the Pakistani parliament. It is quoted saying, "I pray that Allah ('God') makes the solidarity between us strong and permanent," and "As in the past, we will continue to stand by Pakistan in the future." Both countries announced dual citizenship under the citizenship initiative. The citizens of Pakistan and Turkey would be able to attain joint citizenship and dual passports. Pakistani and Turkish Armed Forces also hold many joint training sessions, and Turkey imports arms from Pakistan.
    • امریکہ - My diplomatic cousin! We established relations in 1947. You supported me against Indiaball in 1971 but yuo should apologize to Bangladeshball as well for Operation Searchlight. We have solid relations from the George Bush Era. However, Obama was meh, and Trump was simply bad. But Joe Biden won and is supporting me with $450,000 F-16 upgrades after it got annoyed with Indiaball because they refused to impose an embargo on Russiaball. And Indiaball left IPEF in response which anoys it even more so I think this relationship with cousin will last. But WHY DID YOU REMOVE IMRAN KHAN AND REPLACE HIM WITH SHITTY SHABAZ SHARIF!!! BIG MISTAKE!!!
      • MrBeast - Don't worry, I will support yuo against T-series.
    • برٹن - Thank you for creating me.
    • آذربائجان - MY BROTHER! It like so much that I don't even recognize Armeniaball as an actual country. Lub you so much! (But why are you friend with Zionist?) Palestineball supported you during Nagorno Karabakh War.
    • عُمان - I supported it in its civil war, and I bought Gwadar from it.
    • بنگلہ دیش - My little sibling. We used to be one but broke away. I still don't know why you're friends with Indiaball though. Also, we're sorry for the genocide that happened in 1971. Even if politicians don't recognize it, we Pakistanis do recognize it and are sorry for what the army did to your country.
    • گھانا - It likes India. However, a good friend helps with my military and helps with my trade, and it has money to buy from. We hope to cement our friendship with the upcoming delegation. It also has a sibing that likes to hack. I like your coffin dance memes too.
    • مراکش - You're a great partner! But I wonder why you hate Algeria, and you're too friendly with my enemies. But I recognize him as a part of you!
    • قطر - Good friend. Also, I didn't take sides during the diplomatic crises.
    • متحد عرب امارات - It has many of my people in its clay but my friend hates you.
    • فلسطین - Don't worry, my friend. I support you against that stupid Zionist.
    • ایران - First country to recognize me and also supports freedom for Kashmirball and Palestineball. Good job on normalizing ties with Saudi Arabia. Islamophobia has no place in any society! Also we had to withdraw ambassadors recently since US Pressure. I support each others decision to strike each other territories to remove Balochi separatists
    • عراق - Good Kebab friend, and I support it against terrorist ISIS.
    • نیپال - Good friend. Also sometimes hates Indiaball for imposing blockade and interfering in Nepal politics. Also has disputed territory with Indiaball. I supported you in your civil war.
    • تاجیکستان - Good friends! New friends! We are going to have a lot of fun at TAPI and CASA-1000! Thanks for the cheap electricity.
    • لیبیا - Turkey's best friend. We used to be good friends in the Gaddafi era, and after Gaddafi, sadly, it needed to help. We both hate Serbiaball.
    • صومالیہ - My third sibling even though it gets mad at me for killing camels, we both are kebab defenders fighting for our right against our Kebab remover neighbors. We also have similar Islamic customs, and it helped me gain independence with aid against the Brits. It gave assistance during the Pakistan and Bangladesh wars, so I gave it aid during its hardships when its poverty level rose from the 1991 bombings to remove siad barre. So I support you against any invaders of yours. Keep fighting my Muslim sibling!!
    • ملیشیا - SO CLOSE TO MY FOURTH SIBLING! It's a good friend and kebab. Most of my people liked it , especially during Mahathir's second rule. We helped USAball in Mogadishu peacekeeping, 1993. Sadly, its Muhyiddin government wants to be more friendly to Indiaball and more to non-interventionist. We still are siblings regardless, But please don't remove my friendship as many Pakistanis are in your clay. It still liked my food. It is good at removing CORONA. Also it still supports Palestineball.
    • انڈونیشیا - You are good kebab! You have the most kebabs in the world! But soon, I'll take that spot and beat your population.
    • مصر - I supported it in the Arab-Israeli wars to protect Palestine, and I support it against the Muslim Siblinghood.
    • کینیڈا - It likes Turkeyball and is home to many Pakistani Canadians. I like it
    • ہنگری - By the way, we've had better relations because it is friends with the Uzbeks!
    • جاپان -I am allied with China, I like its anime, videogames (especially Metal Gear and Tekken), and cars, it also give me economic aid with me. I dont hate him at all
    • کوسوو - It hates that cow killer too. So, that's why I recognize it. I don't care if my friends claim it's Serbiaball, but it is independent.
    • جرمنی - One of my best friend in Europe. We both have excellent economic relations, and we trade a lot.
    • ترکمنستان - My sister! it is trading me gas in TAPI.
    • کرغزستان - It is trading with me in CASA-1000 with hydroelectricity.
    • سعودی عرب - My closest Sunni Muslim ally (As it regards me for being) Is kebab like me. I give it help in the military, and I get oil barrels from it. I applaud you for normalizing with Iran. All Muslims must work together to get along with the West and help Palestineball
    • ازبکستان - Sibling that is doubly landlocked, so I provide it water.
    • قازقستان - Sibling that I was one of the first countries to recognize it.
    • کویت - Oh i heard that you wrecked Those jerks in the football good then.
    • سری لنکا - Another sibling. I see you like me more than that stupid cowball.

    Neutral/غیر جانبدار

    • خانہ بدوش - It's that sibling I thought was missing. the guy was in Europe all this time. I admit that I don't have much contact with it. I dislike it, though not as much.
    • جنوبی کوریا - Even though it hates how I am allied with China, I still supported you the most in Korean War.
    • ایغور - Listen, man, I know what China is doing to you. My citizens recognize the genocide that is happening in your region. However, I cannot be against China because my economy has become overly reliant on China. One day hopefully you manage to break free. We have common friends.
    • یوکرین - Uhhhh. This is awkward! But I support you on Crimea. Also, I support you. Defend yourself from Russia!!! But just know that this guy is trying to stop me for helping you!
    • ویتنام - Even if you hate how I'm friends with China, I still like you because not only do you like my sibling and support Palestine, it also helped me during the 2010 floods, and you trade with me in ASEAN.
    • بوٹسوانا - It hates Armenia too, but Kashmir is still mine, not for that poop!
    • روس - I like your child and other children because they are siblings of my siblings Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. BUT WHY ARE YOU FAPPING MY WORST ENEMY?!
    • شام/سیریا - One of my best friends! We both supported Palestine in the start; we even worked together in some wars. I am neutral on your war because I'm unsure who to support. After all, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, or Iran would be mad
    • ڈیمبوئے پروڈکشنز - OMG, Arabia, And Pakistan Unification, That's United Ummah, Some Like Transcendence Of Mongol Empire.

    Enemies/دشمنوں

    • افغانستان - I supported you, I recognized you, and this is what you give me in return?! Pashtunistanball is of my rightful clay and it will never be yours! Yuo are one stupid traitor! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!! I like your past self.
    • مغربی صحارا - We may be have common enemies and common friends, but you're a Moroccan clay!
    • فرانس - Another Islamophobic country who likes to bash muslims and made a cartoon mocking Allah. How does it feel to have your products boycotted by me and my friends? I support Algeriaball against you. Long live Algeria! الجیریا زندہ باد!
    • سربیا - I recognize Kosovo as referendum. Leave it alone please. We both are kebab you filthy kebab remover. You are also friends with this stupid sh*t.
    • ہندوستان - Oh, you are the WORST! SLAVE THE DEVIL! KEBAB IS a wonderful area of ​​ Azad Kashmirball! Defend! Independent Indian Occupied Kashmir! It also rapes cows, which are creatures of its parents. I will judge you! You are very Islamophobic! I assume you are killing Kasmiris for being muslim, no? You even pissed on the train tracks and discriminated against poor and Islamic people with a shitty caste system! But I have nuclear weapons!!!! You Evil Bastard!!! I will never forget 1971. NEVER!!! I heard that you mocked my Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). Even though he actually belonged to Saudi Arabiaball but whatever you are still the worst.One day they can become bomb friends. We've just had a ceasefire, and we're opening up, so we are kind of friends. At least we both hate tiktok.
    • آرمینیا - Fake country, I also don't recognize your so-called "genocide". Leave Azerbaijan alone. I don't even care that you already gave back to him your pathetic excuse for a "breakaway state"! It is also friends with Indiaball, so nope!
    • ناگورنو کاراباخ - It’s about time you’ll return to my little brother. Good riddance! اچھا چھٹکارا!
    • بھوٹان - Why do its many perverts hate my best friend? Im glad you got destroyed by Kuwaitball in football!
    • تائیوان - FAKE CHINA! You into friends with Indiaball. I HATE YUO!!
    • TikTok - REMOVE THAT GODAWFUL ABOMINATION KNOWN AS TIKTOK! YOU ARE A DISGRACE AND YOU SHOULD BE GONE, IMMORAL BASTARD.[3] EVEN INDIABALL BANNED YUO!
    • یونان| - How dare you ban kosher and halal! Stop hating my siblings, and stop being friend with clay stealer, fake country, kebab killer, terrorist, rightful Turkish clay?
    • مرکزی افریقی جمہوریت - STUPID AFRICAN KEBAB REMOVER! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
    • ISISball - Don't enter my country, you terrorist! Stop ruining Islam, you jihadist sh* t! YUO GOT A MUSLIM BAN FROM AMERICA TO HELL WITH YOU! I HATE YUO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! REMOVE!
    • اسرائیل - Enemy! It is oppressing Palestine! Leave it alone, you dirty Zionist! Or else I will stop it for you! Indians praise you for some reason, and your Islamophobia shows why. REMOVE! Even this fake country hates you.
    • Sentineleseball - It may spear Indiaball, but it spears anyone who comes close so it is almost as bad.
    • سوویت یونین - Hah! I kicked your Kafir ass out of Afghanistan in the 80s! That's also what you get for being friends with This cunt. Keep your kafir ideology away from my borders!
    • Gays - DON'T YOU DARE COME TO LAY FOOT ON MY CLAY! IF YOU COME, I WILL GET MY AK-47 AND KILL YOU! STAY OUT AND GO BACK TO INDIA!!!
    • ڈنمارک - Why do you bully my immigrants?
    • سویڈن - Its memes are more cringe than Borat, right Kazakhstan? but I'll still help you defeat T-Series.
    • میانمار - I hate you so much! Y are disgusting for what you have done to the innocent Rohingya people! Honestly, I don't care if you're a friend of China, you are just like India. I and Bangladesh could remove you if we wanted to.
    • کوردستان - LEAVE MY SIBLING ALONE YOU SEPARATIST!
    • ناروے - Shut up and take my immigrants, you asshole!
    • 🍺 Alcohol - I'm sorry, But muslims are prohibited to drink it. But non-Muslims can drink in my clay.

    Administrative units of Pakistan

    • Balochistanball Huge Terretory, Important as well it's got oil, coal, gold, copper and gas reserves, makes up less than 6% of my population as well, but no independence for yuo!
    • Khyber Pakhtunkhwaball contributes 10% of My GDP and 20% in mining output! Also got peshawarball Important city
    • Punjabball (Pakistan) Best place in pakistan! My capital is from their! and lahoreball and more important cities!
    • Sindhball Has Karachiball, Really Important City, handles almost all of my cargo. and has two UNESCO-designated World Heritage Sites
    • Islamabadball Capital Territory

    Disputed

    Former

    How to draw

    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw the smaller left side White and the bigger right side Green.
    3. Draw a Crescent and a Star.
    4. Draw eyes without pupils (No circle tool allowed), and you are done.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Pakistanball.

    Click here to see it.


    References

    See also

    zh:巴基斯坦球 ko:파키스탄공 pt:Paquistãoball uk:Пакистан

    Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.
    Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.