Polandball: Not Safe for World is a mobile game built for Android and iOS, made by Chinese developer Sunny Chow.
“ | Hi, i'm USA, nice to meet you here.
As the only superpower remaining, everyone asks me for help when there is trouble. It's impossible to do everything at once. That's why i need you to be my companion. Congratulations! You just became one of the most important countries. What? You don't like it. Nah! I don't care! Let's start out working. |
” |
The player plays as Poland, but has the option to unlock and change countries throughout the game. With the help of America, the player must save the world from a host of problems, some of which include terrorists, rioters, zombies, and aliens.
The gameplay is simple, you roll a globe to find the problematic countryballs, then have the option of 3 different methods to deal with it. There are 17 different methods in the game, and the player has to choose 3 before each game. The gameplay continues until the global happiness or population drops too low. There is also an emu war mode, where the player has to protect farmland by killing emus and destroying their nests, and a US wall mode, where the player has to fend off waves of migrants trying to enter the US. The game includes múltiple endings based on your actions in the game, ranging from killing too many people, dropping too many nukes, too much obesity or simply too much unhapiness. It also contains collectibles such as music, comics and cinematics.
Modes
These are the modes in the game.
Main Mode
The mode you start with, you must try to keep the happiness bar high for as long as you can.
Emu War Mode
Unlockable, you must try to defend the farms from Emus for as long as you can.
Wall Mode
Unlockable, You must try to stop undocumented immigrants from reaching the wall for as long as you can.
Developer Mode
Secret, To obtain it you have to press a computer next to Hong Kong, then in this mode you will be able to add reichtangle and other things
Endings
Depending on which way you lost you can get one of multiple endings
Depression Ending
You get this ending if the happiness bar goes too low.
In the cutscene you are shown being burned at the stake by a mob of angry gray balls and USAball.
Genocide Ending
You get this ending if you kill too many innocent balls.
In the cutscene you are shown at the UN council getting shammed by USAball (along with Franceball, UKball, Russiaball, Chinaball and UNball) and are sentenced to being sanctioned forever.
Obesity Ending
You get this ending if you keep a McDonald's building for too long.
In the cutscene USAball is at the hospital due to heart failure from eating too much fast food and you are forced to donate your heart by doctor Switzerlandball.
Doom Ending
You get this ending if too few balls remain (usually caused from Zombie plague).
In the cutscene USAball tells the player that world peace can never be achieved because humans are too competitive and war never changes before closing the vault.
Emu Ending
Part of the Emu War mode
You get this ending if the Emus eat all the grain.
In the cutscene Australiaball and the player are trying to shoot down a horde of Emus that are approaching them, the cutscene ends right as the Emus reach the fort.
Wall Destroyed Ending
Part of the Wall Mode
You get this ending if you fail to stop the undocumented immigrants from destroying the wall.
In the cutscene the player claims that people crossing the border was inevitable, USAball then gets an idea, he grabs a shotgun and then implies that he's gonna kill them.
USA Killed Ending
Part of the Wall Mode
You get this ending if you kill USAball.
In the cutscene USAball's corpse is shown surrounded by the player and other balls, UKball berates the player for killing him and says that someone else worse could replace him now.
Collectibles
You can get collectibles such as cutscenes and comics by unlocking them and skins by using the vending machine.
Updates
1.08.0 (Jun 2018):-This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
- fix animation replay bug
- add crisis Oil Spill
- add more equipments
- bug fix
1.07.2 (Apr 2018):-*bug fix
- game balance in wall mode
- content added
1.07.0 (Apr 2018):-*Add Wall Mode
- Add minor content
- fix bugs
1.06.5(Feb 2018):-*Change Game Logo
- Add News Panel
- Add Tool: Electromagnet
1.06.2 (Dec 2017):-*bugfix
- improvement
- fix long scene loading problem
- new weapons
- hat system
- new game mode
- graphic setting
1.04.2 (Jun 2017):-*bugfix
- game balance
- new countries
- new random speak
- music in collection page
1.04.1 (May 2017):--Add EveryPlay feature -some fix and improvement -ad banner now is fixed in menu -add some hats
1.04 (May 2017):-*add weapon selection
- 3 new weapons and some game mechanic changes
- 1 new ending
1.03(Apr 2017):-*bug fix
- add countries
1.01:-*bug fix
- game balance
- add countries
1.0(7 Mar 2017):- Launch
Abandonment
Since February 2019 the game has not gotten a update.We don't know why the dev stop updating the game.There was to be an PC version called Polandball : Not Safe For World - Goodest Edition and there was a kickstarter project on it but it never reached it's goal that was $11,517 but it only reached $421 and it was cancelled.
Trivia
- There are many unlockables like music, clips, modes. etc.
- The game is the only Polandball game made on Unity.
- Due to censorship the terrorists, rioters and suicide bombers have been removed. However it can be accessed by unlocking developer mode.
- In the menu of the Israel shop, the machine to obtain countries shows a picture of reichtangle playing with Poland and the slogan "PET it, squish it, anschluss it" and below the FUN
Menus
- Game: In this menu you access the game modes
- Setting: In this menu Germany offers you options to customize your game
- Avatar: In this menu the UN is going to change you and you can put on hats
- Shop: In this menu Israel has a store and you can exchange 100 coins for a country or 150 coins for a hat. You can also exchange an advertisement to obtain 60 coins
- Achievement: In this menu Sweden and Norway present your results and statistics
- Collection: In this menu Japan shows you music, secret comics and cinematics
The Asylum made them - Crédit: In this menu Hong Kong takes you to the developer's x. If you touch the Macintosh next to Hong Kong you will unlock a secret mode :0
Links
Trailer:-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGu3KaUqhh8&ab_channel=SunnyChowTheGuy
Wall Update:-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD8F677zRC8&ab_channel=SunnyChowTheGuy
Emu Update:-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-cbt8bOhi0&t=1s&ab_channel=SunnyChowTheGuy
Polandball:NSFW Goodest Edition Trailer:-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdNDhGONBw&ab_channel=SunnyChowTheGuy
The Kickstarter Project:-https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sunnychow/polandball-not-safe-for-world-goodest-edition