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    I am of next US state!
     
    Puerto Rico
    Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
     
    Puerto Rico singing Despacito
    La mano arriba,Cintura sola, Da media vuelta, Danza Kuduro
     
    Puerto Rico singing Danza Kuduro
    Suavemente, bésame, Que quiero sentir tus labios Besándome otra vez
     
    Puerto Rico singing Suavemente
    Tití me preguntó si tengo muchas novia', ay, muchas novia'
     
    Puerto Rico singing Tití Me Preguntó
    I love them Puerto Ricans. Even though they wash their ass about once a week.
     
    — Puff Puff Humbert

    Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is a/an semi-independent country unincorporated territory of USAball living in the Caribbean. While it doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, it is very close to its two siblings Cubaball and Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving it a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, it has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricoballs moving to USAball's mainland clay (especially these states) due to recent natural tragedies like Maria and Irma.

    Due to being a territory of USAball, it cannot into any international organizations. However, it does host a few American military bases, which help give NATOball influence in the Caribbean.

    Its national day is June 10th.

    Puerto Ricoball is usually very nice to anyone, but it gets very mad if it gets confused with Cubaball. It can also get very cocky. It is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Spainball due to USAball not letting it into America. Sometimes, it is of flirty. It also forgets it's not an independent nation...

    History

    Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the Ortoiroid 3balls were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the Tainoball, Arawakball and Saladoid tribes inhabited the clay.

    In 1493 the Genovese captain Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the 3ball natives had died. The Spanish Empireball finally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of the Spanish empire. The island was a important military base. Its name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it. However, it doesn't make sense for an archipelago to be called Puerto Rico as it means Rich Port. Puerto Rico remained a part of Spainball long after the Napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire Spanish Empire to collapse. Then USAball went on a quick tour to La Havana and the ship exploded. USAball blamed Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploded and USAball invaded Cubaball, Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. Puerto Ricoball, rebellious at the time, copied its look from Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.

    For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the Ministry of War and US generals, so USAball gave them a civilian government. In 1917 they became US citizens and since them a lot of the population is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.

    Information for Artists

    How to Draw

    1. Draw a circle and fill it in with white.
    2. Draw three (3) large red stripes, with two white stripes of equal size being left in between them.
    3. Draw a blue triangle on the left of the circle. Make sure it dosen’t go more then half way across the circle.
    4. Draw a white star in the middle of the blue triangle.
    5. You’re finished!

    Main Colors

    Here are the colors of the flag of Puerto Rico[1] shown below:

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX Pantone
    Red 255, 0 ,0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000 2347 C
    Bright Blue 0, 102, 255 C100-M60-Y0-K0 #0066FF 285 C
    White 255, 255, 255, N/A #FFFFFF N/A

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Spainball - Abuelita. Our cultures are historically intertwined with one another, and it LOVES reggaeton just like me!
    • Cubaball - Sibling. Its people love me, and I love them back! Also I can into inverted flags like it. I'm not okay with your government though. (see enemies list)
    • Dominican Republicball - Another sibling, We play beisbol together.
    • Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
    • Mexicoball - I barely talk to it, but we are in good terms, and its culture and food is pretty popular. But it can't beat REGGAETON!!! Anyways, proud of you!
    • Floridaball - Mi biological sibling, where Disney, Universal, beaches and alligators are there. It also loves my reggaeton.
    • United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago. Anschluss.
    • British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's siblings. They're irrelevant. Anschluss.
    • New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and its ancestry es en mi clay.
    • Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise; it has also huge reggaeton scene. Gib J Balvin, plox
    • Navassa Islandball - I watch over it from Haitiball.
    • Philippinesball - Asian adoptive sibling that likes Despacito so much unlike PSY. Muchas Gracias!!!
    • Panamaball - Another reggaeton amigo, and gets along with adoptive papa as well. BIENVENIDOS A LA CRIPTA!
    • Ukraineball - BEST FRIEND!! Also, Crimea is yours and we both hate this asshole.

    Neutral

    • USAball - Adoptive parent. 70% of USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball. It doesn't want me to be a state. Why? Plus I can't get Independence either! *cries* Just PLEASE!! *sigh*
    • South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. We fought its evil sibling (Korean War). However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! It is my music rival. It WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?

    Enemies

    • DCball - The capital of the land of the free, but it won't let me become a state. But I know it wants statehood too.
    • That part of Serbia - Just because mis progenitor recognizes you, doesn’t mean I will. KOSOVO ES SERBIA! (In real life, we’re friends so not really)
    • Cubaball - Before i start, I need to say that i don't hate you completely, but I also don't like it being a communist, so thanks but no thanks.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Puerto Ricoball.

    Click here to see it.


    es:Puerto Ricoball zh:波多黎各球 pt:Porto Ricoball

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