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    Slavsball are an ancient people of Eastern Europe. It began to develop between the Dniester and Dnieper rivers, where it developed its culture with the name of " Kiev culture", dating from about the 3rd to 5th centuries. (Also, flag is not of Nazi! I'm not even German!!! Nazis wanted me dead anyways!!!). It also likes three striped adidas wear. Its child Serbiaball inherited its Turk-hating habits from it.

    History

    Origins

    Slavsball evolved from 2balls.

    In the 1st century AD, a tribeball called Venediball, who lived in eastern Polandball, as mentioned by Pliny the Elder in the 1st century AD, later in the 6th century Jordanes described them as the Ancestors of the Slavicballs.

    In the 5th century, the Slavballs would make their rise after the fall of Hunball, who drove many Germaniaballs out of the East.

    Early Middle Ages

    With the fall of Hunball, Slavsball began expanding on all directions and so began the division into West Slavs, East Slavs and South Slavs.

    In the 6th century, the Sclaveniballs] (ancestors of most South Slavballs) began to raid and settle Byzantineball's lands.

    In the 7th century the settlement of the balkhans intensified, especially after they and Avarball tried (and failed) to sack Constantinopleball.

    Meanwhile, Samo's Empireball briefly got independence from Avarball, making it the first Slavic nation, though it didn't last long.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Russiaball - My biggest child! It defeated (with the allies) the Nazi's and went into space. You are Slavic superpower. please stop bullying my second biggest child (ukraine).
    • Serbiaball - My child, compared to you, Russia is sane! But you have got Rakija.
    • Republika Srpskaball - Don't break up with Bosnia, you are siblings. (also you would look ugly on the map...)
    • Polandball - My child, I have to say; you've got the worst neighbours. Happy 100th birthday!
    • Czechiaball - My child, please pass me some beer, yuor dumplings are delicious too!
    • Ukraineball - My child, you are an Agricultural country, you feed Africaball. it's sad that Russia is bullying you, I hope it all gets sorted out soon..
    • Slovakiaball - My child, either you or Slovenia change flags; even I don't know who is who!
    • Sloveniaball - my child You have beautiful countryside, but a bit a full dam.
    • Liberlandball - My grandchild, yuo are so cute and don't listen to Croatiaball and Serbiaball just ignore them, I recognize you.
    • Belarusball - My child, I can't tell if you still have the nationalistic fervor in your heart, but look inside yourself, and you may find who you really are.
    • Croatiaball - My child, Why did you join Axis!? But you also have Rakija. No, wait... don't drink it.
    • Bosniaball - How can you be Kebab and Slav at the same time? But your čevapčići are da best, so we good.
    • Macedoniaball - My child, STOP TRYING TO BE SPARTA!
    • Montenegroball - My child, wake up and GO TO WORK!
    • Bulgariaball - My child, are you even my child? uh wait I was once had love with the Huns, and I forgot about it, but continue making yogurt!
    • Yugoslaviaball - You were a Hopeful child. How could you split apart?
    • NAMball - The creation of my child. Also thanks for admitting my biggest and stronk Child in July 2021 as an observer!!!!
    • Lusatiaball - My child, proud of you, but you need independence!
    • Silesiaball - My child, stop asking for independence, it makes no sense because you are strong together, take care of your traditions and the language which is very close to Old-Polish.
    • Baltsball - Our common ancestors invented beautiful languages.
    • Celtsball - We are very similar It is actually closer to SPQRball than to anyone, we both don't have writing, we like beer and nature.
    • Persiaball - Thank you for helping me grow when I was still young. Sorry if my stupid bourgeois-loving child took your clay.
    • Germanyball - Some slavs live there. Its past was stupid, though.
    • Hungaryball - Some slavs also live there. BUT why did your past self ruin all of Europe and push me and some of my children out of Ukraine with your silly invasions!?!
    • Byzantine Empireball - Oh my old friend, how we miss you! Thank you for christianizing my easternmost child with your Orthodox faith and writing an alphabet to my other easternmost child! I'm so sorry if the aforementioned two, along with Serbia, have to take your clay. It's a shame you died thanks to this smelly kebab that aneksja[3] yuo. :'(

    Neutral

    • NATOball - How dare you bombing my child Yugoslaviaball in 1999!! Though some of my family members are part of it.
    • USAball - You are helping Fake jerk became a country from Serbiaball!! But again, some of my family members like it.
    • Soviet Unionball and Russian SFSRball - Two of my biggest and stronkest Communist childerns. Thanks for defeating the Evil German Nazi's and also thanks for going into Space! But please stop harassing your siblings!
    • Avarball - Thank you for helping me expel the Germaniaball! Though yuo sometimes you oppressed me and thus My first child was born.

    Enemies

    • Germaniaball - If there was a book with the laws of the world, one of the first would be. "If you have a German as a neighbor, you will not experience peace.".
    • Nazi Germanyball - You are a monster. Calling me "untermenschen", huh?! I see yuo is not of changings much from your ancestor
    • Alaskaball (not really) - You are Slavs no Germanic, my Grandchild was controlling your Clay.
    • Russian Empireball - My child who conquered lots of land, but they of taking the rights of the workers, the peasants and it's siblings, Im glad that My Communist Child kill you for good in 1917!! Also yuor ruling family is not even of slavic! how can yuo is of beings a slavic nation yet let this dickhead rule yuo?!
    • Kosovoball - YOU ARE OF SERB! Yuo are Slavic not Albanian!
    • Vaticanball - You destroyed my culture and persecuted my children.
    • Malaysiaball - Just Change flag of your States for stealing all of my children's flag!
    • HREball - You have germanized my child Carantaniaball.

    How to draw

    Drawing Slavsball isn't difficult:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of red
    2. Add a golden kolovrat (symbol of the sun that seems a double swastika)
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    To draw the Tricolor:

    1. Draw a basic circle shape
    2. Color the upper part Blue and the down part Red
    3. Draw the eyes and you're done.

    Gallery


    es:Eslavoball

    1. Slověne from the plural nominative declension of slověninъ
    2. And yes, Russian "мяч" is inherited from here
    3. Pan-Slavic term for anschluss, just like from Polish "aneksja" or Russian "аннексия"
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