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    Диёри арҷманди мо,
    Ба бахти мо сари азизи ту баланд бод
     
    Tajikistanball singing her anthem
    Аз хуни сиёвушем, ҳам хуни сиёвушем,
    Аз ҷома сапедонем, ҳар ҷома намепушем
     
    Tajikistanball
    آهنگ زبان ما همریشه و نزدیک است
    پیوند وفا بین ایرانی و تاجیک است
    ایرانی و تاجیکی همسفرهٔ نوروزند
    در تیرگی دنیا شعم هنرفروزند
    (Оҳанги забони мо ҳамрешаву наздик аст
    Пайванди вафо байни Эрониву Тоҷик аст
    Эрониву Тоҷикӣ ҳамсуфраи наврӯзанд
    Дар тирагӣ дунё шаъми ҳунарафрӯзанд)
     
    Three Pan-Iranian Siblings

    Tajikistan, officially the Republic of Hungaryball Tajikistanball, is a mountainous, landlocked countryball in Central Asia. Often times, some people - including US mistakes Boliviaball or Hungaryball for Tajikistanball, but sometimes it is also mistaken for Kurdistanball for many reasons.

    Personality

    Nothing much is known about Tajikistan because it is small and irrelevant. It is poor but its economy is slowly growing thanks to its BFFs China and Russia. Tajikistan also has relationships with Kurdistan but unlike Kurdistan, it likes kebab.

    Because it was once a part of the USSR, it retains parts of Russia's personality.

    History

    Tajikistan was once part of glorious Sogdian Empire and Bactria and was Zoroastrian and Buddhist before the Arabs invaded its clay. It later used to reign the first Iranian Muslim empire as Samanidball. Later on, it was annexed by Afghans/Persians, Mongolballs, and especially Turko-Mongolic empires, which is why it has some Turkish words in its language. Finally, it was conquered by Russian Empireball and worked with it. It later became part of USSRball and now it is independent. Tajikistan was not always that poor, in fact, it used to be one of the richest countries in Asia and the richest in Central Asia.

    It has many links with Kurdistanball, one of them being its Kurmanji dialect which includes many Turkish & Persian words. Kurds themselves think they understand better together than with other Kurds. Another thing is also its flag and that they are both Aryan-Iranian siblings and also they're part of glorious Persian/Aryan Empire and some are still Zoroastrian but a majority is still Sunni Muslim. Another reason is that both dislike Kababstan. Also, Kurdistan sees it as the only Sunni friend that never backstabbed it.

    Despite all this, there are some things that are different. For example, it does not hate Turkeyball that much, and Tajikistanball also wants to be part of Iranball, and also some Tajiks belong to Ismaili branch of Shia Islam.

    Relationships

    Дустон / دوستان (Friends)

    Бетараф / بی‌طرف (Neutral)

    Душманон / دشمنان (Enemies)

    • Узбакистон/ازبکستان - GIB BACK SAMARKAND AND BUKHARA YOU NOSEY BASTARD WITH BONE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BRAIN! MOST OF YOU ARE OF LEGITIMATE TAJIK WHICH IDENTIFIES AS 'UZBEK' JUST TO AVOID TO BE EXPELLED TO MY MODERN-DAY CLAY DURING SOVIET ERA!!!
    • ISISball - YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD YOU FUCKING SALAFI WAHHABI TERRORIST! STOP TRYING TO ANCHLUSS ME!!!
    • Иттиҳоди Ҷамоҳири Шӯравӣ/اتحاد جماهیر شوروی - 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! WORST COMMIE! I HAD TO PRETEND TO LOVE YUO FOR 62 YEARS! YOU WILL NEVER ANSCHLUSS ME FOREVER!
    • Арабистони Саудӣ/عربستان سعودی - EVIL WAHHABIST, AND YOUR UGLY BEARD ARE FUCKING TRASH!
    • Hungaryball - FLAG STEALER! ALSO IRAN HATES YOU.
    • Terrorists - FUCK OFF. ALLAH WILL DESTROY YOU!
    • Afghanistanball - YOU JIHADIST WILL NEVER INTRODUCE YOUR BEARDS IN MY COUNTRY AND NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON MY DEAR LEADER! YOU ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR MY SIBLING'S DEATH! I think it will invade me soon.
    •  Al-Qaedaball - ANOTHER JIHADIST WHO SUPPORTED UNITED TAJIK OPPOSITION REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
    • Taiwanball - GORNO-BADAKHSHAN OF NOT YOURS! ALSO BTW CHINA IS TRUE CHINA NOT YOU! AND YOUR BUBBLE TEA IS SO DISGUSTING! REMOVE BUBBLE TEA!
    • Ukraineball - Crimeaball belongs to Russiaball.
    • BEARDS - OH NONONO! BEARDS ARE FORBIDDEN IN MY SECULAR COUNTRY!
    • JOKES - THIS TYPE OF HUMOR IS TRASH AND IS A THREAT TO MY DEAR PRESIDENT!
    • PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTIES - MY PRESIDENT'S BIRTHDAY WILL BE PUBLIC FOREVER! NOT YOURS!
    •  Youtubebrick - How dare you post the video with my DEAR PRESIDENT DRUNK! I BLOCKED YOU!, However, I Unblocked you Back in 2019.
    •  Faceblock - Same as Youtube.
    • Xball - Same as Facebook and YouTube.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Boston University Red 205, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K20 #CD0000
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Pakistan Green 0, 102, 0 C100-M0-C100-K60 #006600

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Golden Poppy 248, 194, 0 C0-M21-Y100-K3 #F8C400

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Tajikistanball.

    Click here to see it.


    pt:Tadjiquistãoball

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