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    This page is an (incomplete) list of the vocabulary and terminology of the Polandball universe and comics, and their origin.

    Anschluss 🔊

    Main article: Anschluss
    The Anschluss has been halted... For now...

    Originally a Nazi propaganda term used to refer to the annexation of  Austriaball into  Nazi Germanyball, it is used by  Germanyball and  Reichtangle when taking clay of other countries. This is displayed when the former features characteristics of the latter. It has been temporarily banned from the Polandball Reddit ('Joke Life Preserve' process), though it still makes regular appearances on  Facebook from time to time. 

    The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (time).

    There are anschluss forms for other countries. For example,  Brazilian Empireball and Portuguese Empireball use "ãoxluss" or Byzantinetangle Will use Άνσλουτς (Ansluts).

    Börk 🔊

    Main article: Börk

    Börk is a meaningless word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef.[1] It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else.

    But in dictionary meaning, "bork" means to obstruct someone (as to obstruct a candidate of a politician).

    Some Examples of the Book of Börk

    WRITTEN BY  IKEA EXECUTIVE MANAGER AND PM OF SWEDEN

    Videos

    File:BÖRK-0

    Countries like their typical foods

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    Sometimes, in Polandball comics (often as an insult; i.e. remove _____), countries are referred to as typical foods from that country. This originated from calling Turkish people (and later the whole Muslim world in general) 'kebab', from the 'Remove Kebab' copypaste. Here is a list in alphabetical order:

    Historical:

    Administrative divisions

    US States & territories

    Under maintenance

    Canadian provinces and territories

    Malaysian states

    • Malaccaball: Ikan bakar (roasted fish),Ais Kachang ABC,Chicken Rice Ball and Asam pendas
    •  Penangball:Prawn Mee,Char kwey Teow,Nasi Kandar
    •  Perakball:Bean sprout chicken,Chee Chong Fun,Gai si hor fun (Shreded Chicken noodles),tofu fah,Kaya puff,curry bread
    •  Sarawakball:Ban Mee,Curry laksa,Kollo mee,bat kut teh,nasi aruk and Sarawak Laksa
    •  Selangorball:Mee Raja,Peanut Pancake and Roti Michael Jackson

    Ethnicity

    • Berbersball: Couscous
    • Bugisball: Konro, Burasa, Jalangkote
    • Gypsyball: Sah hai mas
    • Makassareseball: Konro, Burasa, Coto makassar, Jalangkote, Sop saudara, Pallubasa
    • Tatarsball: Kebab, çiberek and öçpoçmaq
    • Uyghurball: Noodle-kebab

    People

    • Donald Trump: KFC, McDonald's, Covfefe
    • Joe Biden: Ice cream, trunalimunumaprzure

    Hold my drink

    Exclamations / Swearings

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    Perkele

    Usually, countries exclamate and swear in their own language, but there are some exceptions like Israelcube, who mainly shouts "Oy vey". The most known swear is kurwa which literally means b*tch, f*ck, sh*t, or wh*re in the Polish language.

    Italic text for Autonomous Region

    Other exclamations include:

    • Finlandball - Perkele
    •  South Koreaball - SSIBAL (Korean best swearings, F*CK) (Is śi baa-l)
    • Arabic Speakers - Allana Alik (F*ck you!), Haram!
    • UKball - Bloody hell! Sh*te, B*llbl*cks!
    • Russiaball - Suka Blyat! (F*cking B*tch!), Idi Nahui! (Go f*cj yourself/F*ck off)
    • Malaysiaball - Haram Jadah! Kepala Bapak Kau! Pengkhianat! Babi! Pukimak! Chao Chibai, Lancau(D**khead), Pundek! Bangsat!
    • Cantonese Speakers - Puk Kai(Fall on road),Ham Gak Caah(Prick),9(Gau)
    • Spanish Speakers - ¡Hijo de puta! (You son of b*tch!)
    • Netherlandsball, Belgiumball - Kut!
    • Franceball - Putain! Merde!
    • Türkiyeball - Siktir
    • Philippinesball - Putang ina mo!
    • Indiaball - Sooar! (Pig) Moork! (Idiot) Kuta (Dog)
    • Germanyball - Scheiße!(Sh*t, C**p, etc.) Scheißen!(Shoot) Fick dich! (F**k yuo) Arschloch!(A**hole) Ficken!(F**k)
    • Spainball - Puta!, Mierda!, Jódete!
    • Polandball - Co k**wa?, Jebana, Gówno, Dupek, Die k**wa Die
    • Indonesiaball - NGENTOT!, JANCUK!, PANTEK!, BANGSAT!, K*NT*L!, GOBLOK!(IDIOT!), T*I!, etc.
    • Icelandball kisa, SKITI, FJÁLK,

    Historical

    • Dutch and Afrikaans Speakers in South Africa - Afrikaans is die beste, Suid-Afrikaanse kolonie moet hulself fuck!
    • Thailandball - Hia!(Damn) Hee Ruang! (p*ssy fall) Ai sas oey! ( you sh*t! )

    Kawaii

    Kawaii is a state of Japanball. It is a term for when it is interested in adorable things and illustrates this by wearing appropriate garbs, such as cat ears or a furry tail. It is often joked about as contagious, and a manipulative phase in a new Japanese Empireball uprising.

    Many artists in the Facebook Polandball community, such as Nalali are famous there for drawing different varieties of countryballs in this fashion. It is considered "cancer" by a strong following of them.

    Laughing

    Here are the distinctive laughs of some Polandball characters.

    Relevance

    Relevance is a Polandball term used for saying (political, historical and economical) the importance of a particular country. It can also refer to the size of that country.

    A common joke is small countries and micronations pretending or trying to be relevant, mostly Sealandball.

    Greeting

    Almost all countries greet each other in their own language but there are some exceptions like Brazilball (and some Lusosphere on some occasions) who say "Huello" or "Hue-llo" instead of "Bom dia" due to their overwhelming Hue, or use "Helloing" by the Broken English speakers.

    In other cases, the greeting is also used when each country can into Anschluss mode.

    Dialects

    Polandball comics will sometimes include special dialects in sentences, and all countries speak the names of other countries by mixing English with their own native language. Here are some dialects were known in Polandball:

    Polandball grammar

    Can into

    This phrase means that a certain country can achieve to get something. Notable examples are:

    •  UK,  France,  Portugal,  Spain,  Belgium, Italy, Denmark, Germany, Russia, and  Netherlands can into colonization.
    •  Afghanistan,  Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan,  Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan can into -stan.
    • England, Finland, Iceland, Ireland, Netherlands, New Zealand Northern Ireland, Poland, Scotland Switzerland, Somaliland, Maryland, and  Thailand can into -land.
    • Indonesia, Malaysia, Micronesia, Russia, Tanzania, Armenia, Nigeria, Serbia, Tunisia, Lithuania, Croatia, Bolivia, India, Austria, Albania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Latvia, Mongolia, Romania, Zambia, Gambia, Syria, Ethiophia, Liberia, Czechia, Namibia, Colombia, Algeria, Bulgaria, Estonia, Cambodia, Somalia, Tunisia, Georgia, Saudi Arabia, Mauritania, North Macedonia, Saint Lucia, and Australia can into -ia.
    • Indonesia, Vietnam, and Malaysia can into Mobile E-Sports
    • South Korea and China can into E-Sports
    • Kuwait can into a world Laziest nation in a world

    Cannot into's

    This phrase means that a certain country can't achieve to get something. Notable examples are:

    • Polandball cannot into space (one of the most famous cannot intos)
    • Greece (and any poor country) cannot into monies. [1]
    • Bolivia, Mongolia, Serbia, Uzbekistan, Belarus, Ethiopia, Switzerlandball, Austriaball, Paraguayball and San Marinoball cannot into sea.
    • Latvia cannot into potato.
    • Kazakhstan cannot into BRICS
    • Myanmar, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, Philippines, Brunei, India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Maldives, Sri Lanka, Hong Kong, Israel, Palestine, Jordan, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, UAE, Iraq, Oman, Yemen, & Taiwan cannot into Germanic Asia.
    • Egypt, Sudan, Somaliland, Nigeria, The Gambia, South Sudan, Ghana, Sierra Leone, Kenya, South Cameroon, South Africa, Namibia, Zambia, Botswana, Uganda, Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Democratic Republic of Congo, Lesotho, Liberia, Rwanda, Burundi, Western Togoland & Eswatini - Cannot into Germanic Africa.
    • Algeria, Morocco, Libya, Chad, Central African Republic, Madagascar, Comoros, Cote D'Ivore, Togo, Benin, Senegal, Western Sahara, Somalia, Dijouti, Guinea-Bissau, Guinea, Eritrea, Cabo Verde, São Tomé and Príncipe, Equatorial Guinea, Cameroon, Mali, Niger, Togo, & Mauritania Cannot into Latin Africa
    • Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Macau, Syria, & Lebanon Cannot into Latin Asia
    • Estonia cannot into  Nordic.
    • United Kingdom, Türkiye, Ukraine, Norway and North Macedonia cannot into EU
    •  USA cannot into healthcare.
    • Any separatist state cannot into independence or cannot into UN (however some of them were succesfully seceded).
    • Any divided country (like Republic of Congo and Democratic Republic of Congo or South Korea and North Korea) cannot into unification.
    • Eritrea and Cuba - Cannot into democracy
    • Argentina cannot into Falkland, or Europe.
    • Germany cannot into Walmart and humor or into box
    • Russia cannot into sobriety
    • Netherlands cannot into abandon marijuana or hills (except Limburgball).
    •  Algeria cannot into Antarctic Treaty
    • Western Sahara cannot into clay (they own no clay, they're based in Tindouf an Algerian city)
    • Indonesia cannot into 7-Eleven, Reddit, Subway, Walmart, FIFA, League of Legends (maybe can into Wild Rift) and Dutch Speaking country
    • UK and Denmark - Cannot into National Day
    • Australia cannot into Starbucks
    • Zimbabwe cannot into Mcdonald's
    • Israel and Taiwan cannot into Asian games
    • Singapore, Bangladesh, Brunei, and East Timor cannot into -ia
    • Myanmar cannot into Börk, Roblox, Metric System, and Mobile Legends.
    • Philippines cannot into Discovery+, abortion, HUE, and Asian culture
    Philippines cannot into Asian culture
    • Israel cannot into KFC And Ball
    • Azerbaijan cannot into -stan.
    •  Malaysia cannot into notice by USAball, Host of Asian Games, Drugs, Walmart, Tesco and Carrefour because they have been rebranded into Lotuss and Aeon Big respectively
    • Slovenia cannot into Germanic Europe.
    • China cannot into remove Burger
    • India cannot into most subscribers on youtube (Except T Series) and PUBG Mobile
    • EU cannot into Belarus and Ukraine.
    • Ireland cannot into Commomnwealth.
    • Communism cannot into Philippines, New Zealand, Indonesia, Iran, Taiwan, USA, South Korea, France ,and others include anti communism.
    • Switzerland cannot into Group.
    • Saudi Arabia cannot into Half-Mast.
    • NATO cannot into Austria and Ireland.
    • Bhutan cannot into sattelite, TV, and Radio (until 1999).
    • Chile cannot into dictionary?
    • Canada and Australia cannot into republic.
    • Hong Kong cannot into beatings of Singapore.
    • Israel, Kazakhstan, Singapore, Nepal and any non-ball shaped cannot into ball(s).
    • Palauball and Papua New Guineaball cannot into ASEAN.
    • Corsica cannot into French culture.
    •   Somalia, North KoreaSyria, Iraq, and Afghanistan cannot into peace.
    • Japan cannot into repent and E-Sports
    • Iceland cannot into actual war
    •   Peruball, Colombiaball, Mexicoball and Chileball cannot into JA.
    • Greenland and Vatican City cannot into large population
    • Thailand and Myanmar cannot into real democracy.
    • Republic of Vietnam cannot into restoration.
    • Afghanistan cannot into being conquered.
    • Pluto cannot into planet.
    • Cuba and North Korea cannot into Coca-Cola.
    • Taiwan cannot into China
    • Thailand and Ethiopia cannot into being colonized.
    • USA and Liberia cannot into metric system.
    • Iran and Syria cannot into CSTO.
    • Antigua and Barbuda, Burkina Faso, Central African Republic, Comoros, Croatia, Dominica, Equatorial Guinea, Grenada, Kiribati, Maldives, Marshall Islands, Mauritius, Micronesia, Nauru, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, , Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, San Marino, São Tomé and Príncipe, Seychelles, Singapore, Slovenia, South Sudan, Timor-Leste, Tuvalu, Vanuatu, and Vatican City cannot into Yakko's World.
    • Monaco, Nauru, North Korea, and Somalia cannot into Human Development Index calculation.

    American cannot intos

    • Puerto Rico cannot into state.
    • Pennsylvania, Tennesseeball, and Wyoming cannot into YouTube celebrities.
    • Wyoming, Delaware, and Vermont cannot into one million population.
    • California, New York, Illinois, Vermont, Massachusetts, Kansas, South Carolina, Missouri, Alaska, Utah, New Jersey, Connecticut, Maryland, District of Colombia, Washington, Oregon, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Louisiana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, Hawaii, Oklahoma, Indiana, West Virginia, and Arkansas cannot into swing states.
    • Hawaii cannot into Walmart.
    • Vermont cannot into Mcdonalds.
    • Any divided states like North Carolina and South Carolina or North Dakota and South Dakota cannot into unifications.
    • Nebraska cannot into competent football team.

    Brazilian cannot Intos

    • Any divided states like Mato Grosso and Mato grosso do Sul cannot into unification.
    • Minas Geraisball cannot into Sea.
    • Bahia cannot into Happiest.
    • São Paulo cannot into Billboard.

    British cannot intos

    • Derbyshire cannot into bakewell.
    • Bedfordshire cannot into sea.
    • Staffordshire cannot into tourist.
    • Cornwall cannot into more cities.
    • England cannot into city.
    • Scotland cannot into highland or independence.
    • Wales cannot into Union Jack.
    • Any divided county like West Sussex and East Sussex cannot into sex unification.
    • Any district councils cannot into independence.
    • Northamptonshire cannot into very famous people.
    • Guernsey and Jersey cannot into united country.
    • Northern Ireland cannot into Emoji Flag.

    Indonesian cannot intos

    • Aceh cannot into Democracy and Cinema.
    • West Sumatra cannot into Indomaret and Alfamart.
    • West Papua cannot into Independences.
    • Bali cannot into Islam.
    • West Sulawesi cannot into Cities.
    • East Java cannot into Separated Provinces.
    • Yogyakarta cannot into Elections, Highway, and Change Governors.
    • West Java cannot into Temple and Javanese.
    • Riau Islands Provinces cannot into being claimed by the others.
    • Central Java cannot into Slaves.
    • South Kalimantan cannot into Similar number plate to others.
    • North Kalimantan cannot into Province on the map
    • Any divided provinces like East Nusa Tengarra and West Nusa Tengarra cannot into unification.

    Italian cannot intos

    Coming Soon

    Micronations cannot intos

    • Sealand cannot into relevance.
    • Aerican Empire cannot into Pluto.
    • Liberland cannot into access from Croatia.
    • Cetlandria cannot into people knowings them

    Historical cannot intos

    • Mongol Empire cannot into Central Europe, Japan, Southeast Asia and South Asia.
    • Nazi Germany and First French Empire cannot into Moscow
    • Umayyad Caliphate cannot into France.
    • Ottoman Empire cannot into Austria.

    Economic ideological cannot intos

    • Capitalism cannot into abundance
    • Communism cannot into state, class, hierarchy, and currency
    • Fascism cannot into success
    • Feudalism cannot into legacy

    Clay

    It means land. For example, Polandball often complains to Russiaball for stealing its clay and horses.

    This term originated in a YouTube video (broken) posted ranting against Kebab from Serbiaball's point of view. It is from the 'Remove Kebab' copypasta. The video gave Bosniaball one chance to give back Serbia's righteous clay.

    stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
     
    — Remove kebab copypasta, origin of 'clay'

    "Clay" is probably the result of a literal bad (machine) translation of the word "land" (as in piece of land) from Serbian to English.

    Gib

    German imperative for give. Very common phrases are gib clay or gib sea or gib money. Gib sea is frequently used by landlockeds ( Austriaball, Boliviaball, Hungaryball, Paraguayball, San Marinoball, Switzerlandball, Serbiaball, Uzbekistanball, Boliviaball...) Gib money Often used by Romaball and Greeceball (due to debt).

    Hue

    The typical laugh of Brazilball (despite repeating k inumerous times is way more popular) and also of the Lusosphere. [2][3]

    Remove HUE is equivalent to the more correct form Remove Feijoada.

    Of

    It's the symbol of broken English. It's often put in random places or, more frequently, after the verb to be. Op is also used as an alternative.

    Example: To be of...(Insert any object)

    Plox

    It means please.

    Pay de(n)bts

    Often satirized in Polandball is the fact that many countries owe many other countries money via the International Monetary Fund. Contrary to the popular stereotype of the USAball owing many countries money; due to Polandball's natural eurocentrism, it often involves other countries of Europe owing money to one another. A more popular example is Greeceball owing Germanyball money, and constantly (and successfully) begging for more.

    Make

    Sometimes, the word make is put in front of verbs often like making or makes. Also, this word is Makemakeball's Börk.

    Stronk

    Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word strong. Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin. Meaning of Stronk and Definition of Stronk, it is also the broken pronunciation of "stronk". Example : (Country) Stronk!

    Homosex/Homogay/Gender

    Usually, it could mean countries that like homosexuals or transgender people, or countries that recognize them and don't discriminate against them, with a well-known example being Swedenball and if a country cannot into gender or does not want into gender, they don't recognize homosexuals or transgenders as good, and often discriminates them by using religion, and popular examples of anti-homosexual/homogay/gender countries would be Russiaball, Polandball, Ugandaball or Vaticanball. Overall, it just means LGBT people or countries that like the LGBT community. In Polandball, homosex, homogay, and gender basically mean the same thing.

    Hab

    Broken English spelling of have and probably originating from German haben. Used only occasionally.

    Pigdog

    A termed used by to refer to America, same meaning like 'Pindos' or 'Yankee'. Commonly used by China

    Rage text

    File:North Macedonias Bickering.png

    Rage text is a minor feature of the meme where a country, usually floating, insults with text on its behind. The text is always uppercase and usually red, mixed with "Remove" and various swear words. Sometimes used for Talking crap but without letters uppercase and red. It can be seen in the 2010 cultural heritage cook off when Türkiye was showing kebab to the UN and Serbia came out of nowhere removing the kebab Türkiye was holding.

    Strikethrough text

    This type of text represent jokes and common misconceptions, or sometimes to improve racism.

    An example of a Strikethrough text:

    Uranusball is gross

    In order to put a Strikethrough text, put this (if you're using source mode (Source Editor) or in VisualEditor, click on the I button.

    <s>Insert text here</s>

    Blanda upp/Polandball Fusions

    "Blanda upp" means "Blend up" in Swedish. This feature is VERY RECENT. Basically, it is two or more countries uniting or fusioning to make a new country. Here are the current ones:

    Poland is not yet lost

    Poland is not yet lost is a term used by Poland when he is lost or some countries talking about someone missing in Polandball. It became a meme because Poland is not yet lost is also the 1st verse of Poland's anthem.

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