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    LET’S GO STORM!! ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️ And take cover
    Me as a winged hussar because I think they look cool and Poland-Lithuania was SO slay and the mom of Poland who is ALWAYS getting her ass whooped and Lithuaniaball who can into loving 🏀 basketball, like me!

    It’s not how you start. It’s how you finish.
     
    — Seattle Storm
    Youngblood

    Say you want me Say you want me Out of your life And I'm just a dead man walking tonight But you need it, yeah, you need it All of the time Yeah, ooh ooh ooh Youngblood Say you want me Say you want me Back in your life So I'm just a dead man crawling tonight 'Cause I need it, yeah, I need it All of the time Yeah, ooh ooh ooh (metal pipe noises)

     
    — My favorite song, Youngblood by 5SOS
    (I am) a little bit insecure, a little unconfident

    'Cause you don't understand I do what I can But sometimes I don't make sense (I am) what you never want to say But I've never had a doubt It's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you For once just to hear me out let go watching you turn your back like you always do Face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got I can't feel the way I did before Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored Time won't heal this damage anymore Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored

     
    — My sixth favorite song, Faint by Linkin Park


    I'm Eldira who loves many things, including:

    • Basketball 🏀
    • Grunge 🎸
    • Polandball
    • News & history
    • Art (especially abstract)
    • Gaming 🎮
    • Reading 📖

    AND SO MUCH MORE!! My icon Yes, it’s Washington. I was too lazy to choose another icon.

    Trivia

    • Eldira can into naming (basically) every capital of every countryball in the World!


    • She loves learning about history, but considers the World and Cold Wars the most interesting parts.


    Eldira: SOCANWEJUSTMOVEONALREADY?? Also, I think Rome and Greece are interesting things to learn about.


    • Eldira read that Columbus wasn’t good. HE WAS E V I L and raped natives and took Taino women in for frequent sex trades. No, really.
    • She likes because their hussars looked badass.
    • Eldira uses Paint 3D, as seen in In a Regular Day With the Baltic Sisters & "IN THE MIDDLE EAST…"

    Edits

    I have made a good amount of edits, most of them on my userpage, but I do watch the news. Here are the edits I made: USAball Chileball/Chileworm Estoniaball Germanyball, kinda.

    My Gallery (I also upload arts from my phone that I handraw)

    This is my second or third work of Ukraineball
    In ‘91, the USSR collapsed and Ukraine gained independence.
    My first comic. Yes, Alberta bal, I did read your comment and followed it.~
    A regular day with the Baltic Sisters.
    Please pay attention to the news for context. OR ELSE...
    In the Middle East, Palestine is fighting by Israelcube and he tells his enemy this: OF LETTINGS ME OUT, DUMBFUCK CUBE!!

    Opinions on Countries:

    Friends

    Palestine:

    You exist, but PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE(!) stop the fighting with HIM! (Israel).

    Palestine:

    AM OF TRYING! Halp me... and of fuckings Isfakecube.

    LGBTQIA2Sball: You are valid, as Washingtonball said. I go to QSA (Queer Straight Alliance) Club at school.

    LGBTQIA2Sball:

    Thank you!

    Canada:

    I love her child Vancouver, BC but why does his sushi taste so BAD? Also, how did you get away with the graves of the native children??? And please give Québec independence. He needs it.

    Canada:

    Sorry, eh.

    Artsakh: RIP & F. Also fuck Azerbaijan.

    Artsakh:

    I... am, of knowings.

    Washington: I love your Pride rights, but, I'm glad you outlawed child marriage! I hope she doesn't mind if I used his icon.

    :

    FYI, thanks for using the right pronouns. I'm bigender & WE BOTH LOVE GRUNGE AND it!

    California: I LOVE DISNEYLAND & M A N Y famous movies, such as the Barbie Movie, were filmed in his clay.

    3ball (AKA Native Americans) I (presumably) come from the Mescalero tribe in Western Texas due to my Dad's genes. FYI, I know about the 2 Spirit thing you have in the LGBTQIA2S community and would like to research it! Also, I'm sorry everyone oppressed you.

    3ball:

    FINALLY SOMEONE IS OF UNDERSTANDINGS ME! YUO'RE OF RIGHT, FUCKINGS CANADA & AMERICA!

    Ukraine:

    SLAVA UKRANIYA! PLEASE WIN THE WAR. I STAND WITH YOU.

    Ukraine:

    Of thankings yuo, Eldira!

    Armenia:

    Admit it, he was yours. Also, your Genocide is real. 😉

    Armenia:

    •crying while listening to System of A Down• Why was nobody of sayings that earlier??

    Taiwan:

    You’re the true China. 😉. Din Tai Fung is 🤤!!!


    Abkhazia, & and the Ossetias

    You’re real. NOT GEORGIAN!

    Neutral

    USA:

    You're my country, but, please stop making children pledge. Also, these 11 stateballs , , (kinda, but not really LOL), , , , (my dad comes from there, your Tex-Mex food is DELISH, but stop being racist to your immigrants) , , & need help, banning the Civil War from their textbooks.


    Kosovo:

    You’re real, but was it R E A L L Y necessary to sell the organs of Serbians in yellow houses?


    Kosovo:

    YES! He is of trying to get me! HALP!

    China:

    PUH-LEASE stop forcing your minorities to be Han and give back your , , & SARs. ALSO LEAVE TAIWAN ALONE PLEASE! However, you give nearly everything we want/need & Chinese cuisine is yummy.

    Enemies

    Third Reich:

    FUCK YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! I'M GLAD YOUR FÜHRER KILLED HIMSELF & THE ALLIES WON. (not in the nicest way, though).


    Third Reich:

    Vhat did du just say about mein Führer???!1!1!1!


    Columbus:

    ALSO WANTED TO SAY, FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKING RAPED WOMEN & NATIVES, YET PEOPLE PAINT YOU! YOU BITCH AS THE HERO?!?! I DON'T GET IT. NOT AT ALL. All conquistadors and:


    Empire of Japan:


    BITCH! Never forget. Bataan Death March & the Manila Massacre. 😡😡😡😡😡😡. At least my Lolo escaped your grubby grip three times.


    Empire of Japan:


    He did wha- YUO GET BACK NAO! OLR ERSE…


    British Empire:

    OH, YOUR EMPIRE IS ONE OF THE WORST IN EXISTENCE! YOU MASSACRED REBELS IN YOUR SON. YOU TAUGHT THIS IGNORANT BITCH APARTHEID! YOU ALSO STARVED NATIVES.


    Netanyahu:

    USA may support you, but I DON'T! YOU ARE WRONGLY GENOCIDING PALESTINIANS. SO FUCK YOU.


    Israel:

    I MIGHT WITHDRAW RECOGNITION FROM YOU, but may we have MORE PEACE?!?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!?!


    Israel:

    Into fuckings of no, bitch.

    Russia:

    NONONONO. FUCK YOU EVEN MORE. WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING YOUR SISTER??


    Russia:

    So я can into reviving SOVIET DAYS!

    Azerbaijan:

    Artsakh was your sister’s, admit it.


    Crimea:

    BITCH. LOOK ME IN THE EYE… you are Ukrainian. ENOUGH SAID!

    Georgia:

    PLEEEEASE leave these three alone. OR ELSE…

    Q & A

    What paint program(s) are you using?

    Paint 3D. It has more features and I (hopefully) can into making Israel an ACTUAL. CUBE. I hand draw comics and draw countryballs on my phone. Thanks to my bro’s boyfriend (don’t murder him, he’s gay~), he introduced me to Clip Studio on his computer.

    How do you make comics?

    I hand-draw them. It’s easiest.

    What teacher do you hate the most?

    My social studies teacher. Like, girl… you can’t take away my rights from me cuz I don’t stand, kay??

    Your six FAVE songs?

    Youngblood and Teeth by 5SOS, Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden, Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana & Faint by Linkin Park.


    Which team is your favorite?


    THE SEATTLE STORM, BABY!! 2 MONTHS... and counting. 😔👏


    What is your least favorite part about the USA?

    Probably how MOST of the South is conservative. I FUCKING HATE CONSERVATISM. It’s toxic and usually racist.

    Flag colors:

    1. 008457 (the same green as Washington’s flag. 🤣🤣)
    2. 34C2DE
    3. FFD520

    For the accessories and hair:

    1. 03FF46
    2. FFF703
    3. 722F10
    4. 000000
    5. 5C5C5C

    How to Draw My Wonderful Userball

    1: Draw a circle without the tool. Or else… and color it this green


    2: Draw three circles, color the outer ones the color of this this yellow and the inner one this blue

    3: OH GOD FINALLY!! You can move one to the accessories:

    4: Draw my hair with a black line and add two hair streaks. (Profile pic is used for reference).~ My hair should be this brown . Then, make the hair streaks this yellow and this green .

    5: Draw the glasses black.

    6: For the clothing, make a black. jacket with an opening for a shirt the color of this gray.

    7: Draw three thunderbolts with the color of this gray, this green & this yellow. *Optional! Add a 24 for the GOLD MAMBA and a basketball on the left side of the jacket.*

    8: *ALSO OPTIONAL!* You can draw me with a winged hussar helmet from the days of Poland-Lithuania and a spear, sword, and/or gun if you’re SUPER graphic.

    9: YOU MADE ME GREAT!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳!


    Userboxes

    MY PLETHORA of userboxes! This is what makes me... welp, ME! I'm American, but I'm a female Filipino-Mexican-Irish-Apache-Cameroonian feminist, anti-fascist, aromanric agnostic eighth grader who is a pride supporter and supportive of all sexual orientations & identities. I also hate my math teacher & pledging to a CERTAIN, RACIST, CORRUPT COUNTRY and being forced to stand for "solidarity." I HAVE NONE, MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

    This user is Cisgender.
    This user is female
    This user is American.
    "God bless 'Murica."
    This user is Filipino.
    "Pinoy malakas! remove drugs! Duterte Duterte!"
    This user is Mexican.
    "¿Que pasa wey?"
    This user is Irish.
    "Ádh liom!"
    This user is Indigenist.
    "Indigenous rights must be respected"
    This user is Feminist.
    "Equality! Women are also stronk!"
    File:Antifascismball.png This user is Anti-Fascist.
    "Death to the genocidal fascists!"
    File:Arrowmantic.png This user is Aromantic.
    "What is love?"
    This user is Agnostic.
    "God exists or not?"


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