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    Oh, Suzanna, now don't you cry for me, well ah come from Alabama with mah banjo on mah knee.
     
    Alabamaball, singing its favorite song
    SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!
     
    — lynyrd skynyrd

    SWEET HOME Albaniaball Alabamaball likes incest is going to send you to alabama is a country in the Balkans in Europe stateball of Albaniaball the USAball. Thanks to Floridaball, it's almost landlocked. Can into Hillbilly/Redneck, as well as incest.

    Alabamaball, like other Southern states from the USAball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that came from from countryballs like Angolaball, Congoball, Guineaball, Democratic Republic of Congoball, Togoball, Nigeriaball, Senegalball, Gambiaball, Beninball, Cameroonball, Ivory Coastball, Ghanaball, etc.

    History

    Alabamaball was an 3ball adopted by USAball as Alabama Territoryball. It was admitted to the Union in 1819. In 1861, it, alongside its southern siblings, seceded from USAball and formed Confederateball. Alabamaball was fortunate to have the first Capital of Confederacyball, but it was taken by Virginiaball. After The War of Northern Aggression The Civil War, USAball made Alabama and other southern states end slavery, teaching them why it is bad. Nonetheless, USAball is proud of Alabamaball for helping get it to the moon before the Commies. Unfortunately, Relations between Alabamaball and USAball have been strained after the Legalization of Homosexuality (which Alabamaball Hates) and USAball banning the Confederate Battle flag.

    On December 12, 2017, everyone in USAball thought Alabamaball was a pedo-lover, with the Republican candidate running for the senate being suspected of molesting teenage girls. However, after the Democrat candidate won the senate seat, Alabamaball decided that it condemns child molesters. In 2020, the Democrat got voted out, because Alabamaball will always stay true to the party of hypocritical, bigoted, Bible-thumping whites GOP.

    (It Hates UK for That Episode of Top Gear)

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Germanyball - This country has the most German ancestry, and Ah'm infected with them.
    • Pakistanball - Is my kebab pardner.
    • Polandball - We are prolife and hate homogays.
    • Texasball - The biggest state in the south!
    • USAball - You already know why.
    • Armeniaball - I am the second most recent state to recognize your genocide even though you're a friend of liberal pervert. In god, we trust! For the believers of Christ! For the right to bear arms and protect the people from the barbaric nomadic well-tanned fucks!
    • Ukraineball - I am sorry that Commie invaded you again, if pa would let me I would give ya all my weaponry in my bases, but the best thing I can do is pray that you can defend yourself against Russia
    • Mississippiball - My big sibling and best friend. Thank God you finally recognized the genocide of the liberal pervert's friend! You can now buy in our gunshops and go to church with me and Texas! :'D

    Neutral

    • CSAball - It was fun while it lasted, but seriously though, you racist...
    • Floridaball - Is a good sibling, but STOP HOGGING UP THE COAST, I'M ALMOST LANDLOCKED BECAUSE OF YOU! also would you stop stealin' mah flag?! But you have a great son who has a band that made Sweet Home Alabama.
    • Georgiaball - Meh, it's average, but AH WAS NOT CHEATIN' AH'M TELLIN' YOU FOR THE LAST DOG-GONE TIME!

    Enemies

    • Californiaball - I see your greasy tentacles trying to turn me and my buds into a Democrat! Also, I'm the pedo? HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?
    • UKball - AH FUCKIN' HATE THAT EPISODE OF TOP GEAR! LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE! DO NOT MAKE AN EPISODE BISMIRHIN' ME AGAIN!!!
    • Albaniaball - HOW DARE YA STEAL MAH NAME!! but you can into hating homosex, just dont join EU and we good
    • Kosovoball - Albania's sibling but even though my parent recognizes you but still you are part of Serbia Clay!!!
    • Spanish Empireball - FLAG STEALER!!! but likes Incest.
    • Russiaball - Y'ALL MESSED UP REAL BIG THIS TIME Y'KNOW! I TOLD Y'ALL TO LEAVE UKRAINE ALONE BUT NOOOOOOO YOU HAD TO INVADE IT JUST TO MAKE EVERYONE HATE YOU!
    • LGBT - NAWW I DON'T CARE IF MY PA LIKES YOU YALL ARE GROSS PEDOPHILES!

    Information for Artists

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Red 177, 0, 33 C0-M100-Y81-K31 #B10021

    How to Draw

    Draw Alabamaball is simple:

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw a red X cross
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    Gallery


    zh:阿拉巴馬球 pt:Alabamaball

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