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    The Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball was a landlocked Islamic countryball living in South Asia. It was bordered by Pakistanball to the east and south; Iranball to the west; Turkmenistanball , Uzbekistanball, and Tajikistanball to the north; and Chinaball to the northeast. Occupying 652,000 square kilometers (252,000 sq mi), it is a mountainous countryball with plains in the north and southwest. Kabulball was the capital and largest cityball. The population is around 32 million, composed of mostly Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras, and Uzbeks on it's clay.

    It is known for the Talibanball and Al-Qaedaball, terrorists in its clay, but with the help of ' Muricaball and allies, managed to "sort of" throw the terrorists away and live in peace. But Al-Qaedaball is still controlling part of the Middle East, North Africa, and Somaliaball though. The countryball can also into high crime rate and pollution.

    History

    Background

    Until 650 AD, Afghanistanball's clay was occupied by Dravidians from Indus Valleyball who started to build up towns around the Hindu Kush mountains. Iranian 2ball tribes dominated the region. These 2balls started creating ancient cultures and sites as well as farming.

    Later decades on in the VI century BC, Achaemenidball who expanded to the east took over. Achaemenid invaded Afghanistan as well as other tribes, bringing Persian cultures to Afghanistanball for centuries to come. Following Macedonball conquest and murder on Achaemenidball, it conquered Afghanistan's clay and lots of Greeks were able to migrate to Afghanistan. Afghanistan evolved into a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrian.

    When Alexander the Great died, three kingdoms formed out of Afghanistanball; Seleucidball first controlled it, but then from known as Bactria, Greco-Bactrian Kingdomball revolted. In this period, Afghanistan was now a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrian. I was rivals to each other and both sought control of adding Afghanistan to their empire.

    Parthiaball took control of Afghanistan later on, however, the Kushites took over and used the lands as a base of conquests into Indiaball. Since Parthiaball was too weak, Kushan Empireball continued their presence until Sassanidball came and destroyed most of the empire reducing it to a very small clay. Many Afghan (city) states like Kabul Shahiball were independent resulting in the collapse.

    The Caliphateballs expanded into western Afghanistanball's clay, but Afghanistanball would never fully convert to Islam until the 9th century. One of the cities, Zabulball, converted to Islam, evolved to Saffaridball, and had conquered neighboring Heratball, Bamiyanball, and Udyanaball, and went on to invade the Abbasid vassal of Tahiridball.

    The conquest of the Abbasid controlled affected the Samanid Empire in Turkmenia, which went after Saffaridball, defeating it and making it a vassal. Under the Samanid dynasty, Iranic culture saw a revival under Islamic influence in Persia. Samanid Empireball also owned Turks as slaves, but after a slave revolt the Turks overthrew them and established their own empire.

    Ghaznavidsball was of really stronk, as it pushed into the Indian subcontinent, and would have expanded to Persiaball if it weren't for Seljukball in the Battle of Dandanaqan. Ghaznavidsball ended up being overthrown by native Afghans.

    Mongol Empireball invaded its clay in 1219 after the Mongol conquest of Khwarezmia. It became under the rule of Ilkhanateball and Chagatai Khanateball. After the Black Death, Kartidsball was born out of Ilkhanateball's death from Illness, but in a short matter of time the Timurids would invade it. Heratball went under a renaissance.

    After the fall of Timurids to Safavidball, the Timurids still ruled over their last province Kabulball. They later pushed into conquering the Delhi Sultanateball. This created the Mughalball, who had a presence in eastern Afghanistan but intended to expand and conquer all of Indiaball, or most of it.

    In 1705, Hotak dynastyball rebelled against Safavidball, invading Persiaball and almost of killing them. Hotak dynastyball was killed years later.

    Afghanistanball became independent only in 1747, as the first modern Afghan countryball Durrani Empireball. Durraniball fought its archemeny Sikh Empireball over for clay in Jammu and Kashmirball, but UKball later killed Sikh Empireball. The Barakzai dynasty turned Durraniball into a Emirate.

    UKball had tried to seize control over Emirate of Afghanistanball in the Great Game to avoid Russian Empireball from challenging British dominance over Indiaball. In the first Anglo-Afghan war, had sent armies from India through their clay to Kabulball.

    Following the seizure and replacement of Afghanistan's Shah, the British placed (a loyalist/puppet) Shah Shujah in power. Afghanistan got very angry at the fact it was forced to do whatever UKball insisted and the two went to war in 1823. After UKball was defeated, it was covered in scars as Afghan once ambushed it and stabbed it heavily while killing most of the Company.

    This is something UKball would never forget.

    UKball knew it had to leave Afghanistanball alone. Meanwhile Pahlavi Iranball was getting ready to Anschluss the independent city of Heratball for more clay, but was attacked by both East India Companyball and the Afghani Emirateball. In 1879 the British missionary of Afghanistan was murdered, declaring the Second Anglo-Afghan War.

    This time, Britain won the war but didn't want to expand its clay. UKball knew that Afghanistanball would be a good buffer zone against the emerging Russian Empireball. That is why Russian Empireball could not into Indiaball. Until after WW1, Afghanistanball was de facto independent but UKball would always watch over its foreign affairs.

    Having signed a friendship treaty with British India the last war with the British came to peace. As a result Afghanistanball was recognized as 100% independent. Realizing it was so isolated from most countryballs, soon they started to be friends with other countryballs. Afghanistanball wanted to modernize in 1919, and so he started to build modern schools, and use modern medicine.

    The Emir years later in 1926 upgraded the emirate into a kingdom. They had joined League of Nationsball in 1934 and became friendly towards normalization of ties to its sibling.

    Controversially, It also had cooperative interactions with the Axis powers, which is why it wasn't in WW2 either. But the war broken up the British Rajball.

    Pakistanball had gained independence from UKball, but suprisingly, claimed Pakistanball as "Afghan clay". Why? Afghanistan still thought Pakistan was stolen land because Afghanistan had never recognized the Durrani line (aka Afghan-Pakistani border) that UKball drew up.

    Afghanistan would proceed to befriend Pakistanball's archenemy Indiaball, which an Afghan-Indian alliance could ruin Pakistan´s economy in a future scenario.

    Afghanistanball had tried ways to destabilize Pakistanball by funding separatist movements in Balochistanball. Afghanistanball also voted to deny Pakistan's admission into the UNball. To piss off Pakistanball more, it sent Afghanballs to occupy Pakistani territory.

    In the Cold War, From the 1950’s to the year 1978, Sovietball and USAball had their competition of who can gib Afghanistan more monies. The 1950s and ’60s saw Afghanistanball receive billions of monies to help the economy.

    The countryball became more western and liberal. More schools, hospitals, hotels, airports were created with the help of Sovietball. It was at its peak. The monarchy of Afghanistan had failed several reforms to complete. Sadly all things came to an end.

    In 1972 the countryball had suffered a horrible famine. The following year, Mohammed Zahir Shah left to go to Italyball for eye medication. His brother, Mohammed Daoud Khan betrayed him by launching a Pakistani-backed coup d'état.

    The monarchy was overthrown by a republic known as Republic of Afghanistanball. The republic was very very secular, so women were allowed to not wear the hijab, and they can be assigned for education. The last two years of its existence saw it become a dictatorship.

    Also see: Afghan Wars and Soviet-Afghan War.

    Thanks to Soviet Unionball helping communist rebels in the ¨Saur Revolution¨, the republic was otherthrown.

    Pakistanball feared the Soviets would invade from DR Afghanistanball if Afghanistan was of commie. What was worse was Afghanistan was still of sending Afghans to Pakistanball's clay, this time with the approval of its master, Sovietball. Pakistanball looked to funding Sunni mujahedeen rebels such as Al-Qaedaball, and of course, Taliban with support coming from USAball and Chinaball.

    Iranball on the other hand supported the Shia Mujadden factors. Both were meant to fight the communist-backed Afghanistanball to drive Soviet Unionball insane from havoc.

    The Mujadeen factors were effective, as they already seized most of DR Afghanistanball's clay. Afghanistanball was of too weak to rival them, so Soviet Unionball made the decision to invade.

    Soviet Unionball gave aid to the Afghans and protected the most important cities. For an entire decade, Sovietball's opponents kept on supporting Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, meanwhile some of the Afghanballs were inspired by Mao Zedong and started their own Maoist uprisings.

    When Soviet Unionball couldn't take it anymore after ten years, Soviet Unionball finally pulled forces out of Afghanistanball on February 20, 1989. DR Afghanistanball died when its president stepped down. After the end of the Soviet-Afghan War and Cold War, several Several Mujahideen factors established peace and restored Islamic yet democratic order where Muslims are saved from secular persecution.

    However not all mujaheddin groups agreed to this and eventually on summer of 1994, Talibanball rose to power and established the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball and started terrorizing civilians on Afghan clay. They would emerge from the Durrani line where they got support by the Pakistani ISI. Saudi Arabiaball also funded the militant group because the Taliban were strictly Sunni and also practiced extremist versions of Islam.

    The Taliban were very quick to capture the capital Kabulball in just two years. Tajikistanball, now out of its commie phrase let Afghans seek refugee in its clay.

    Under Taliban rule, the Taliban were very extreme towards its civilians. The Taliban had imposed westernization, which was one of the reasons they were formed. This was such as the banning of TVs, music, radios, and other stuff that seemed western.

    The Taliban wanted their civils to also look like if they were real Muslims, so grown men were forced to grow beards, women forced to wear burkas. Anyone who refused to follow orders was beaten to death in certain ways, such as whippings to stonings. Then, these murdered bodies would be shown hanging in the public to show civilians what would too happen to them if orders were misbehaved.

    However, not all hope was lost, until the 2000s, anti-terrorist resistant groups such as the Northern Allianceball. Northern Allanceball was founded notably by local Tajiks and in Afghanistanball to sabotage Taliban control over the whole country.

    The resistance fought against not only Talibanball, but also Al-Qaedaball who was helping Talibanball. The Northern Alliance would give refugee camps to Afghans living in the controlled parts of the country's clay the infamous Ahmad Shah Massoud had reigned over.

    However Taliban encorned the Northern Allianceball all to Afghanistanball's uppermost province, Badakhshanball.

    In December 1999, one of Indiaball's commercial planes were hijacked by Islamic terrorists and landed in Kandahar, which pleased the Taliban. And in March 2001, it destroyed the Bamiyan Buddhas, claiming it to be a false religion. Ahmad Shah Massoud, one of the strongest resistance fighters, was found to be dead on September 9, 2001. It is assumed he was killed by a terrorist, but not by Talibanball. It looked like the end for the Alliance.

    But then for Al-Qaedaball, who sparked the controversial 9/11 attacks on USAball's twin towers, USAball finally made the choice to interveine and went full hell on Al-Qaedaball and Talibanball.

    Following USAball's declaration of War on Terror against several terrorist organizations and bombed the living crap out of Afghanistanball's clay. To do this however, USAball needed to confront Pakistanball about aiding the Taliban which forced Pakistan to comply.

    Many countries fought in the Liberation of Afghanistan with the Northern Alliance. These countries were USAball, Canadaball, UKball, and File:Australia-icon (modern soldier).png Australiaball with aid and support coming from multiple countries such for Indiaball who was very pissed about the hijacked planes, Tajikistanball, and Uzbekistanball. Following the liberation at Kabulball, Talibanball and Al-Qaedaball were ousted from its clay in October 7.

    The Islamic State of Afghanistanball was finally restored, as the Afghan Interim Administrationball. The Islamic Emirate wasn't dead however, it is awaiting reorganization, and should the Taliban rise again. Many Taliban fighters found shelter in Pakistanball's clay.

    Situation

    USAball unofficially colonzied occupied Afghanistanball. The Afghan Interim Administrationball would go through a transitional phase restoring peace upon all and the true form of what is (Sunni) Islam. It would later become the Transitional Islamic State of Afghanistanball.

    The Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball was born when the Afghan Transitional Administrationball finally had a president to run the country. however, the infamous Talibanball, a terrorist group started to emerge in its clay from the border of Pakistanball, who had been aiding the Taliban along with Al-Qaedaball.

    (WIP)

    Abhorrently the abhorrent ISISball, another terrorist group in its clay, invaded in 2015.

    It also got infected with the Coronavirus on February 24, 2020.

    Eventually, the war started to become a huge stalemate with soldiers from many countries having their lives wasted by the Taliban, so Joe Biden withdrew forces from its clay, the Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball lost to the evil Talibanball. On the day forward of August 15, 2021. The Talibanball takes over Afghanistanball, replacing it with it to the "Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball".

    Exile

    The president, Ashraf Ghani fled taking millions of dollars from the country. He fled to UAEball's clay, even though it wasn't announced until weeks later. Panjshir Resistanceball was created as an attempt to assumably restore the Islamic Republic but was a few days later crushed by Talibanball. Even if Taliban is the de facto ruler of Afghanistanball's clay, they aren't recognized by most of Earthball. It is possible it will return someday.

    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0,0,0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Maximum Red 211, 32, 17 C0-M84-Y91-K17 #D32011
    Dartmouth Green 0, 122, 54 C100-M0-Y55-K52 #007A36

    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Iranball - My Shia sibling. We have silmar culture and foods! Also we both speak Persian. They love my pomegrates too. At one time we did not even communicate with him, but after the overthrow of this Taliban monster, we have improved our relationship! Thanks for supporting National Resistance Front of Afghanistanball, sibling! May Allah be with you. :)
    • Brazilball- HUE HUE HUE, WE BOTH HATE THE TALIBAN AND THE COMMIES, HUE!
    • Tajikistanball - Persian bro! I just don‘t understand why you’re so secular…
    • Indiaball - Gibs aid, weapons, helicopters, university, dams, a whole Parliament, and helps with monies. Thank you for providing $650–750 million in humanitarian and economic aid, you're one of my largest aid providers in the region. Our relations have to build up quite strong. I appreciate you for the help given. But why do you hate Islam?
    • Indonesiaball - Islamic Asian island, Joko Widodo is of famous in here.
    • Mongoliaball - I have many Mongols here, but never forget Genghis Khan!
    • OICball - Thanks for not recongizing faker.
    • Germanyball - Foreign learning facilities for Afghans and my flag color was inspired by your flag. Sorry for attack on train by an Afghan my anthem was created by you.
    • UAEball - I hate you for 1996, but now I will forgive you since you hate Talibanball now. thanks you so much!
    • Icelandball - I like LazyTown.
    • Turkeyball (Until 2021) - My BFF. and I recognized it first, also there is a common saying in my country "no Afghan was ever killed by a Turkish bullet". May ALLAH be with you Inshallah and guide you, my sibling.
    • Franceball - Was of also helping me and takes part in military operations against terrorists!
    • Kosovoball - Kosovo is an independent state and not a part of Serbia.
    • Japanball - Just like Kebab. Is friend with Germanyball too. Also THAT MANG Theryous so much of your thankings of you for making most of it!!! Inshallah!
    • Spainball, Canadaball, Czechiaball and UKball - All of their foreign ministers promised to not recognize Fake Afghanistan! Thank you so much, may Allah grant you all greatness!!!
    • Russiaball - You aren't as bad as your past, self and thank you for your help! I recognize Crimea as yours! Please don't recognize Taliban Afghanistan.

    Netural

    • Chinaball - Nice friend and gibs weapons, but WHY YUO MIGHT RECONGIZE FAKE AFGHANISTAN??!
    • USAball - Helped me fight Talibanball. I know you also want to remove evil kebab but you hit my clay with your bombs!! Even though you supplied me with your weapons and equipment. I thank George W Bush for the 19-years horrible war in my country with the Taliban. I hope this works, so then, we will live in peace again. But please help me with the militants! Don't withdraw your troops just yet! I need it! :,(
    • South Koreaball - I'm so sorry for what happended in 2007. Forgive me plox!
    • Serbiaball - Leave Kosovoball alone, you kebab remover! Not really an enemy in real life, we both hate evil kebabs! Also, you still see me as the real Afghanistan.

    Enemies

    • Afghanistanball - FAKER AND STUPID TERRORIST! SOON I WILL OF BE BACK!!
    • ISISball - SHASHA! AFGHANISTAN STRONK! REMOVE INFIDELS! NO I NEVER WILL OF JOIN WITH YUOR "JIHAD SIDE" WORST AND BAD INFIDEL EVER!
    • Soviet Unionball - YOU STUPID COMMIE! TRIED TO REMOVING ME AND CONTROL MY CLAY!! COMMUNIST PIGDOG! WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE BUT I HOPE YOU REMEMBER 1991 FOCKER!! although I miss you since it was better being under you than the Islamic Emirate
    • Al Qaeda and Taliban - You've taken everything from me. My reputation is ruined. Now I will ruin you! GET OUT OF MY CLAY YOU STUPID TERRORISTS! REMOVE!! YUO OF KILLED I HATE YUO! AUG 15 2021 WORST DAY OF LIFE!!
    • Pakistanball - YOU SUPPORTED TALIBAN TO DEFEAT ME ALL JUST BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WOULD GET TOO FRIENDLY WITH Indiaball?! SCREW YUO EVIL SIBLING!
    • Saudi Arabiaball - YUO ALSO SUPPORTED THE TALIBAN!
      • : Wait, I do not support Taliban plz forgive me
    • Qatarball - DID YUO JUST. WHY DID YUO GIVE THE TALIBAN A OFFICE?!
    • Swedenball and Finlandball - Stop bullying my immigrants, harrassing and destroying your Afghani neighbourhoods in your clay with your so-called '"gay powers"'. It's getting really annoying and Finland stop making fun about my happines rate.
    • Norwayball and Icelandball - The sibling of the Nordicks.
    • Denmarkball - Another Nordicks friend, but thanks for supporting me against Talibans.
    • Turkeyball (Since 2021) - SECOND BIGGEST TRAITOR! YUO ALSO NEGOTIATED WITH TALIBAN JUST BECAUSE YOU FUND ISLAMISITS! REMOVE ERDOGAN!
    • Abkhaziaball - Alphabetical order first place stealer! Never gain independence! You belong to Georgiaball.
    • Ashraf Ghani (Since 2021) - YUO BETRAYED ME! YUO JUST LEFT 169 MILLION DOLLARS STOLEN AWAY FROM ME! GIB MY STOLEN MONEY BACK! EVEN TALIBAN HATES YUO!
    • Israelcube - Just cause you recognize me over Afghanistanball doesn't mean i'll support you, FREE PALESTINE!
    • Ukraineball - Crimea isn't yours! But you recognize me still.

    Recongition

    The capture of the capital city Kabulball by the Taliban, the Islamic Emirate had been reinstalled officially ending the Islamic Republic. However certain countries still continue to recognize the Islamic Republic.

    Africa

    Americas

    Asia

    Europe

    Oceania

    How to Draw

    Afghanistanball is simple to draw, except for the coat of arms.

    1. Draw the basic circle and divide in three vertical stripes.
    2. Color it in this colors (from left to right): black, red, green
    3. Draw the white coat of arms:
    4. Draw a mosque with a rounded dome and surround it with wheat circle, and Arabic text.
    5. Add eyes and you've finished!

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball.

    Click here to see it.



    es:Afganistánball zh:阿富汗球 pt:Afeganistãoball ja:アフガニスタン・イスラム共和国

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