“ | Why to be so happy? | ” |
“ | Gloria al bravo pueblo que el yugo lanzó, la Ley respetando la virtud y honor. | ” |
— Chorus to the national anthem of Venezuela
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“ | ¡NICOLAH! ¡Me llamo Yendri! ¡Ayudame por favor! ¡NICOLAS! ¡NICOLAS! | ” |
Miss World Maduroreichball (but Guaido can into presidency) Venezuelaball officially the Bolivarian Republic of Inflation Venezuelaball, is a frowning dictator sovereign state and a heaven-turned-hell federal republic in South America he is also has a Cool Anthem in South Americaball. Its neighbors are Brazilball, Colombiaball, Guyanaball, Trinidad and Tobagoball, Curacaoball, Bonaireball, and Arubaball. Its clay is divided into 23 states, as well as its capital Caracasball. With a total area of 353,841 square miles, Venezuela ranks number 33 in the world by land area, as well as number 6 in South America, and as of 2023, it has a population of around 31 million.
Venezuelaball in Latin American history is a country that has experienced practically all forms of government, from the most different ideologies. Since the days of Simon Bolivar, where it tried to unite America into a single nation, only to see such a dream destroyed by the local elites. Later, it had internal conflicts between federalists and centralists, resulting in a bloody war. Already in the 20th century, Venezuelaball would discover what would make it one of the richest countries on the continent, oil, that was what would also at the same time put it in a vicious cycle of dependence.
During most of the 20th century, Venezuelaball experienced a two-party system, which would only be interrupted during the 50s when a military dictatorship that lasted six years was installed. Venezuelaball prospered in the 60s and 70s, but the system reached its limits in the 80s, due to the oil crises, which resulted in 1989 in a wave of protests known as Caracazo, which the government suppressed with violence. These events planted the seeds for what would become the Bolivarian Revolution, with an attempted coup in 1992, and later the election of Hugo Chávez in 1999.
Under the Bolivarian Revolution, Venezuelaball implemented socialist policies, coining regional alliance with Cubaball against USAball after a coup attempt in 2002. Though during the first decade it had grown, the Bolivarian Revolution would face many challenges from 2013 onwards, especially due to the drop in oil prices, added by sanctions applied by USAball. Venezuelaball's vicious cycle of dependence on oil led the country to a huge crisis.
The crisis sparked protests against his president Nicolás Maduro, that faced it with violence and was accused of being a dictator. An alternative National Assembly to the opposition-dominated was established in 2017. At this time, Venezuelaball also begun the process of leaving OASball, though still remaining membership in useless organization UNball. USAball didn't recognize its 2018 elections result, recognizing opposition leader Juan Guaidó as Venezuelaball's true president instead.
By the end of 2018 and beginning of 2019, Venezuelaball was in a state of chaos, but ironically, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Venezuelaball began to show signs of a slow economic recovery, which continues to this day, with USAball lifting some sanctions against it in 2022. Nicolás Maduro remained in power, while Juan Guaidó lost most of his allies.
His national day is July 5th.
History
Colonization
Like most of the Americas, Venezuelaball's clay was filled with indigenous 3balls who lived by hunting, fishing, and farming. Everything was perfect until German came and colonized it.
Yes, it is true. Before the Spanish, Klein-Venedigball (now Venezuelaball) lived under a german royal family, the House of Welser, in Ausburgball. Which is why one of its states looks German. Even if Spainball discovered and colonized it first, HREball was able to gain the territory after paying it's debt. In 1546, the Concession ended, and Venezuelaball was passed off to Spanish Empireball.
Birth
During the Napoleonic Wars, Franceball had betrayed its sister Spainball, and conquered most of the Iberian peninsula. In response, many of its children in South America began dying for independence.
In 2017, Venezuelaball went thiugh mass inflation, making it one of the most poorest countries in the Americas. To recover, Venezuelaball in 2022 started to reform the economy and privatize.
Personality
He is considered one of the most foul-mouthed of all countryballs, responds to everyone with swear words, especially the word "coño" (A very offensive Spanish swear word referring to female genitalia). He is anti-American, however, he gets along well with other countryballs, especially if they are not USAball friendly.
He hates USAball for his "savage capitalism" and "foregin intervention policies Colombiaball for being a friend of USAball. He has anti-American attitudes and says USAball's sanctions are responsible for the collapse of its economy.
Despite his hostility to USAball, he really likes Baseball and it has been popular in his clay since the early 1940s.
Relationships
Amigos/Friends
- Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - We recognize and support them.
- Algeriaball - WE ARE FRIENDS! KILL ZIONISTS! If you have a problem, I will help you. We shall celebrate together on July 5th!
- Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide.
- Belarusball - You are an ally to my European Friend and you recognize my elections so good friend.
- Boliviaball - You supported me in the presidenta dispute, so yuo is still good hermano.
- Chinaball - Sub-Military and space missions giver. Welcome to my country, we can be better friends on this.
- Crimeaball - I recognize you as Russian clay.
- Cubaball - Now yuo see why yuo should of not havings made friendship with EVIL BURGER, now yuo are into embargo again. But I pity you, yuo were tricked! I even have a drink named after you! Wiser countryballs have been hoodwinked by BURGER. (Also RIP Fidel).
- Dominicaball - I supply them with oil so it recognizes me instead of the transitional government.
- Gustavo Pedro - Thank you for winning the election. He supports me now!
- Iranball - Proud Anti-Murican country! It's president supports my government!
- Laosball - Southeast Asian
Comradefriend who recognizes my elections. He is really nice. - Myanmarball - South East Asian Friend, he is also good friends with my Asian Friend. But, why wouldn't you use of the sistema metrico? Tú are also friends with this puta imbecile Zionist.
- North Koreaball - We can into recognition. Both Korea are good, but South Koreaball had to go against me. ¡VIVA LA KIM! ¡VIVA LA JUCHE!
- Orlandoball - The burger city that made this movie in my clay.
- Nicaraguaball - Nice Central-American Friend, He has been of helpings me against evil burger and also against The Anti-Revolutionaries.
- Palestineball and Western Saharaball - We recognize and support them as well.
- Russiaball - We can into silimar flags. and he's Very nice, gib Su-30 part, gib T-90, gib AK. Welcome to my country Russian troops! Hola My Amigo! Your citizens can have nice vactions on my clay!
- Saint Luciaball, Saint Kitts and Nevisball & Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Just more little island friends not opposing the goverment like Dominicaball.
- Sudanball - In fact, after Omar al-Bashir stepped down, the Sudanese government supported Maduro more than before.
- South Africaball - We both like funny money man and you like Maduro.
- Syriaball - Proud Anti-Imperialist, Great Job on winning the war! Go Assad!
- Vaticanball - Likes that I was of Catholic but he does not like me for being rude.
- Zimbabweball - Anti-Imperialist African Friend, we are both also have useless currencies due to hyperinflation.
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Colonal Gaddafi was my buddy. We both hate NATOball and we almost created SATOball together to counter it. RIP.
- Argentinaball - You voted for Alberto Fernández and CFK is now the Vice President? Let's start over and we are now allies again. We both hate mierda tea so we're fine. Thx for supporting National Assembly however.
Neutros/Neutral
- Brazilball - YOU ARE UNPLEASANT, AND HIGHLY POLLUTING. But now Bolsonaro is gone, and Lula defends my return to Mercosur, you can become my friend.
- Italyball - WHY DID YOU SUPPORT JUAN GUAIDO AS THE REAL PRESIDENT?!!! It hates the Sissies Club too. Great Pizza and Pasta tio! I used to be called "Little Venice".
- Serbiaball - Kosovoball is Serbia. But it is a pity that you withdrew your support for me after Biden took office.
- Vietnamball - Why yuo into burger? Then how yuo gonna support Maduro while supporting some shit I hate? well, at least yuo hate mi opposition.
- Philippinesball - Thanks for not voting against me, even if yuo can into burger ally.
- Japanball - I know that you're friend with imperialisto esdato murica. But your people seems most polite and well mannered. Your government supported Juan Guaido as the real president but the public is not. I enjoyed watching your Animes. We have commonfriends and common enemies. Hope your new prime minister is establishing diplomatic on me.
- Haitiball - If it not been for Alexandre Pétion sending soldiers to Bolivar I would have never been independent! Thanks! But why support the intern government?
- Hondurasball and Peruball - Jaja we restored dimpolats lately.
- Switzerlandball - Scoundrel, yuo are supposed to be of neutral yet yuo support my opposition, remove Nestle. Although it is neutral in my presidential crisis in the real world.
- Turkeyball - Both the Syrian government and I admit that you committed genocide in Armenia. But you support Maduro.
- Malaysiaball - You're pending to vote.
- Indonesiaball - I aided your son during tsunami in 2004 and he likes me and Maduro too! but please tell your Child, because One of tu Islands Stole my President's name! But it seems tu don't like Maduro so much but tu like Señor Chávez instead. I wonder why tu also defending the ABC Islands? At least I support tu against that zionist supporter.
- Ecuadorball - Other sibing who of supportings me against evil burger and also against The Antirrevolucionarias. It loves of spending time with me, but my archienemigo is of tryings to take them away from mí! But that will not of happenings... TRAITOR! ¡BRING BACK RAFAEL CORREA!
Enemigos/Enemies
- Colombiaball - Burger puppet, evil vecina/vecino. It is going to ally with Bolsonaro to destroy me. Don't take my refugees while I'm in a crisis, you asshole! REMOVE!!! AND I GAVE YOU THAT FLAG LIAR!!! AND AREPA BELONGS TO ME! I like yuor president though, he supports me.
- Diablo Burger - ¡¡¡¡¡YOU!!!!! ¡TÚ ARE A COJONES, ALSO A PUTO, AND BEFORE I FORGET A DIABLO!!! IT'S YOUR SANCTIONS MAKING ME POOR, NOT SOCIALISM! ¡STOP DESTABILIZING MI COUNTRY!
- Puerto Ricoball - 'TU NEED INTO INDEPENDENCIA NOW!! EVEN IF YOU CANNOT, I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU AND KILL YOU AND YOUR PAPA BECAUSE TU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING BURGER PUPPET!! REMOVE DESPACITO!!!!!
- Mama la puta mierda - THE ABSOLUTE WORST MAMACITA EVER!! YOU TREATED MI LIKE ABSOLUTE MIERDA IN THE PAST! Wait, you want me to love you now? NO! I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! I ALSO HATE YOUR MONARCHY! AND YOU BASICALLY CREATED PUTO MUERTO THANKS TO YOU! REMOVE CHURROS!! WORST MAMA EVER!!!
- Chileball - So you're the one in OASball begging me to be democratic?! How about no??
- Trinidad and Tobagoball - YOU SHOULD BE MY CLAY!! Also REMOVE NIKI MANAJ!!!
- Guyanaball - El Esequibo is ours! Gib it back to nosotros Coñotumadre!
I do not care for the land, I want that sweet sweet oil though! Mmmm, can already tastings it! - Arubaball, Curaçaoball, and Bonaireball - I WILL ANNEX YOU ALL ONE DAY!!!
- El Salvadorball - TRAIDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was my former ally until Bukele became as a president on June 1, 2019 to destroy our relations. And...HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT MY OPPOSITION, AND REVOKED MADURO???!!! YOUR SOCIALIST PARTY IS NO USE TO REIGN THE PRESIDENCY!!!!! REMOVE PUPUSA, AREPA IS THE BEST!!!!!
- Israelcube - A Evil Zionist Country, FREE PALESTINE!!!! AND I DON'T CARE THAT MY PEOPLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WIH TU!!!
- Finlandball - My president is sorry for the naval attack, but still NEVER FORGET March 30TH 2020!
- Taiwanball - STUPID CRAPITALIST PIG, GUAIDO SUPPORTER, AND MARIONETA DEL BURGER! PRC ES UN REAL CHINA!
- West Papuaball - MI WILL NOT SUPPORT TU, BECAUSE TU ARE A FAKE ANTI-IMPERIALIST AND ZIONIST SUPPORTER! TU BELONG TO INDONESIABALL, TU PENDEJO!!!
- Moroccoball - Free Western Sahara, and long live Algeria!
- Ukraineball - Listen here soy puta, Crimeaball belongs to Russia! CHINGA TU A MADRE, PENDEJO!!!
- Kosovoball - Stupid American puppet and NATO colony!!!!!! You are a part of Serbia, not Albania, now, always y forever!!!
- Albaniaball - KOSOVO BELONGS TO SERBIA TU PUTO!!!
- UAEball and Saudi Arabiaball - MY OIL IS BETTER!!! YOU HEARD ME!!
- Extremaduraball - HOW DARE TU STEAL MI PRESIDENTE'S NOMBRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Majuroball - Same as Extremadura!!!
- East Javaball - Same as Extremadura, But one of your Island!!!
- Georgiaball - FREE SOUTH OSSETIA AND ABKHAZIA!!
- Maracaiboball - Traitorous hijo who supports la mierda Guaido. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND SUPPORT MADURO RIGHT NOW, YUO MALDITO COLOMBIAN MARIONETA!!!!
Countries who support for The Opposition of Venezuelaball
- Albaniaball
- Andorraball
- Argentinaball
- Australiaball
- Austriaball
- Belgiumball
- Bulgariaball
- Canadaball
- Cabo Verdeball
- Costa Ricaball
- Croatiaball
- Cyprusball
- Czechiaball
- Denmarkball
- Ecuadorball
- El Salvadorball
- Estoniaball
- Finlandball
- Franceball
- Georgiaball
- Germanyball
- Greeceball
- Guatemalaball
- Guyanaball
- Haitiball
- Hungaryball
- Icelandball
- Irelandball
- Israelcube
- Italyball
- Jamaicaball
- Japanball
- Kosovoball
- Latviaball
- Liberiaball
- Liechtensteinball
- Lithuaniaball
- Luxembourgball
- Maltaball
- Marshall Islandsball
- Micronesiaball
- Moldovaball
- Montenegroball
- Moroccoball
- Netherlandsball
- North Macedoniaball
- Norwayball
- Panamaball
- Paraguayball
- Polandball
- Portugalball
- Romaniaball
- Slovakiaball
- Sloveniaball
- South Koreaball
- Spainball
- Swedenball
- Taiwanball
- Ukraineball
- UKball
- USAball
- Uruguayball
Countries who support Venezuelaball
- Abkhaziaball
- Algeriaball
- Azerbaijanball
- Belarusball
- Boliviaball
- Burundiball
- Cambodiaball
- Chinaball
- Colombiaball
- Cubaball
- Dominicaball
- Equatorial Guineaball
- Eritreaball
- Ethiopiaball
- Gambiaball
- Iranball
- Kuwaitball
- Laosball
- Myanmarball
- Nicaraguaball
- North Koreaball
- Palestineball
- Qatarball
- Russiaball
- Saint Kitts and Nevisball
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- South Africaball
- South Ossetiaball
- Sudanball
- Surinameball
- Syriaball
- Turkeyball
- Vietnamball
- Western Saharaball
- Zimbabweball
Countries who are neutral
- Antigua and Barbudaball
- Angolaball
- Armeniaball
- Barbadosball
- Belizeball
- Dominican Republicball
- Grenadaball
- Indiaball
- Indonesiaball
- Ivory Coastball
- Malaysiaball
- Mexicoball
- Namibiaball
- Nepalball
- New Zealandball
- Palauball
- Peruball (current government)
- San Marinoball
- Serbiaball
- Switzerlandball
- Trinidad and Tobagoball
- Vatican Cityball
Trivia (trivialidades)
- Venezuelaball has the most wins in Miss Universe than the other countryballs with a total of 7 as in 2023.
- In Spanish Language the name of the origins of the country
grandmaname (Veneziola) is female. This is explain whysheit is called "Little Venice. Plus it has a historical site that reminds Italyball of Veniceball. - People say that it is one of the dangerous countries in South America during its crisis.
- The characters from Disney's/Pixar ''Up'' were Venezuelan.
- Simon Bolivar was born in its clay and is represented as a hero of South America, liberating 4-5 modern-day countries.
- Venezuela has one of the world's weakest currencies.
- The Capybara, also known as ''Chigüire'', is the largest rodent of the world and native to the Venezuelan savannas on its clay.
- From Commerical name Nerf was mentions its name
Good Job Nerf for mentioning me! - Misa de Gallo is a holiday celebrated in many Latino/Hispanic counties, including Venezuelaball.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Tangerine Yellow | 255, 204, 0 | C0-M20-Y100-K0 | #FFCC00 | |
Catalina Blue | 0, 36, 125 | C100-M71-Y0-K51 | #00247D | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Philippine Red | 207, 20, 43 | C0-M90-Y79-K19 | #CF142B |
Gallery
Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela: Crisis, inflate, oil | |
States | Amazonasball • Anzoáteguiball • Apureball • Araguaball • Arubaball • Barinasball • Bolívarball • Caraboboball • Cojedesball • Curaçaoball • Delta Amacuroball • Falcónball • Guáricoball • Laraball • Méridaball • Mirandaball • Monagasball • Nueva Espartaball • Portuguesaball • Sucreball • Táchiraball • Trujilloball • Yaracuyball • Zuliaball • Caracasball • Federal Dependencies of Venezuelaball • Guayana Esequibaball |
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Former entities | 3ball • Klein-Venedigball • Spanish Empireball • New Granadaball • Spanish Venezuelaball • First Republic of Venezuelaball • Second Republic of Venezuelaball • Third Republic of Venezuelaball • Gran Colombiaball • United States of Venezuelaball • Fourth Republic of Venezuelaball • Fifth Republic of Venezuelaball |
: " Nueva Granada está aquí, gracias España!" |
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Members | Antigua and Barbudaball • Boliviaball • Cubaball • Dominicaball • Grenadaball • Nicaraguaball • Saint Kitts and Nevisball • Saint Luciaball • Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball • Venezuelaball |
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Candidates | Surinameball |
Observers | Haitiball • Iranball • Syriaball |
Former Members | Ecuadorball • Hondurasball |
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Members | Argentinaball • Boliviaball • Brazilball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball • Guyanaball • Paraguayball • Peruball • Surinameball • Uruguayball • Venezuelaball |
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Observers | Mexicoball • Panamaball |
Organization of | |
North America | Canadaball • USAball • Mexicoball |
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Central America | Belizeball • Costa Ricaball • El Salvadorball • Guatemalaball • Hondurasball • Nicaraguaball • Panamaball |
Caribbean |
Antigua and Barbudaball • Bahamasball • Barbadosball • Cubaball • Dominicaball • Dominican Republicball • Grenadaball • Haitiball • Jamaicaball • Saint Luciaball • Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball • Saint Kitts and Nevisball • Trinidad and Tobagoball |
South America | Argentinaball • Brazilball • Boliviaball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball • Guyanaball • Paraguayball • Peruball • Surinameball • Uruguayball |
Members to Leave | Venezuelaball |