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    SALAM ALAYKUM
     
    UAE

    The United Arab Emiratesball (UAEball) is a modern slave state really rich countryball that lives in Middle East. Its clay borders Omanball to the south and Saudi Arabiaball to the east. The countryball is divided into 7 emirateballs, which are basically just smaller kingdomballs, including its capital Abu Dhabiball located in the Abu Dhabi Emirateball, giving it a total area of 32,300 square miles, making it the 114th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has 9.6 million people on its clay, although only 1.4 million are actually from the countryball, making it the 5th most popular human migration destination.

    Being a high oil-producing countryball geographically located in the Arabian peninsula, as well as having a majority Kebab population, gives UAEball the ability to join the Arab Leagueball, Gulf Cooperation Councilball, OICball, and OPECball. UAEball is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UNball member like almost every other countryball.

    UAEball is often seen as one of the more peaceful countryballs in the Middle East.

    Its national day is in December 2nd.

    Even if UAEball is a rich countryball on the coast, it still has a problem finding clean water due to too much desert hovering up its clay.

    History

    UAEball was a sleepy fishing countryball until the oil was discovered. It is one of the best examples of what oil revenue can go to, as it invested back into the countryball in healthcare, education, and infrastructure. It became independent in 1971 and since then has only thrived. Its child, Dubaiball has the largest airport in the world, providing connections due to its geographical location and political stability.

    Like its good friend Bahrainball, UAEball also can into pro cycling team: Team UAE-Emirates (sponsored by UAEball's national airline).

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K0 #FF0000
    La Salle Green 0, 131, 61 C100-M0-Y54-K48 #00843D
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

    Relationships

    Friends

    • USAball - Biggest buyer and fellow union. Former British colony.
    • Saudi Arabiaball - My neighboring sibling! And my Muslim friend, we are related in many ways. It is very cool and used to inspire me until I got independence. It also made Arabic coffee and also an ally on war and we have both too much oil, but I still have more oil. Also BRING BACK AJYAL TV. When spacetoon wasn't working, this channel worked and I loved it.
    • UKball - Thanks for independence but get rid of Rule 34, please.
    • Nigeriaball - Oil siblings. Many of its tourists come from here.
    • Indiaball - I am of 40% curry, most of my population is Indian.
    •  Pakistanball - My population is of 12.5% Pakistani. It is also cool.
    • Jordanball - Likes cartoons as much as I do. We both have Spacetoon (and back in 2009-2018, Ajyal TV).
    • Moroccoball - Nice friend. It hates Iranball, loves my channels and we both have dirhams.
    • Germanyball - Best friend. It gives a lot of nice cars. Gib more of your nice cars and never gib it to Iranball cause it is of very evil and is a danger to world peace.
    • Iraqball - Oil rich like me. (But my oil is better.)
    • Philippinesball - I have the second largest amount of OFWs in my clay because of this good friend of USA. However, not to worry because it got a lot of happy Muslims in its country, I can into happy and working Christians especially this famous person.
    • Polandball - Despite the religious relationship from Saudi Arabia, I congratulate you for your 100th birthday! [https://youtu.be/xv4HdR1FUMI Also, how do you like my gift to celebrate for your centennial anniversary?
    • Armeniaball - Best friend! I recognize its genocide and it had some of its people visiting in my clay. It also likes my towers and my coffee. And we also both hate Turkeyball.
    • Artsakhball - My best friend's little sibling. Don't worry, I will support you with Armeniaball to fight against this little Turkish puppet.
    • Albaniaball - European kebab friend who hates Serbiaball as much as I do.
    • Southern Movementball - I will try to get you independent again.
    • Ukraineball - I love your cheese.
    • Kosovoball - Don't worry, I will always recognise and support yuo against Muslim killer.
    • Somalilandball - Good Somali buddy that's trying to save the reputation of the Somalis. Don't worry, I recognize your passport and de facto recognize you by sending a representative to my office in your capital.
    • Rohingyaball - My kebab friend, I will save you from Myanmarball!
    • Indonesiaball - Another Southeast Asian kebab friend, it isn't as rich as me but has a stronk economy and the largest Muslim population in the world.
    • Syriaball - Oh Syria, My poor little friend, I decided to support you against FSAball, but Saudi Arabiaball won't be happy, even thought I don't care if it will be happy or not. Thanks for helping me make Spacetoon! BUT WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING HAMAS!?
    • Israelcube - We decided to have relations since we have agreement with USA. I do let its citizens visit my clay. It doesn't seem all that bad. Plus, we both hate Iran and are allies of USA despite all of that. I am the third Arab nation to recognize it. I hope the rest of the Arabs forgive you for Palestine like I did.
    • Ugandaball - Homosex removing guy! And we also both remove these stupid gays from our clays.
    • Ethiopiaball - I helped you to fight against these stupid Tigrayans who wanted their independence from it. It says that I am its only friend in the Middle East. I wonder why?
    • Malaysiaball - Trading partner of south-east Asia. I once let it pilot my Emirates plane because it cannot into safe airlines. Also it can into elective monarchy and having most skyscrapers in Southeast Asia. It is currently building a taller building after Vietnamball beat it in 2018. And wait I knocked yuo down in 10-0.
    • Qatarball - We were enemies first until we restored our relations after the crisis. So, we're OK now.

    Neutral

    • Kuwaitball - Happy National Day my sibling! I like it, wealthy like me and we also have skyscrapers. BUT STOP ACCUSING ME OF WORSHIPING ZIONISM!! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE A PEACE AGREEMENT!! ALSO STOP SPREADING HATE ON MY GLORIOUS CITY!!
    • Yemenball - Do not of worry, we will free your clay from this.
    • FSAball - I used to support it when the USA Democratic Party was in power, but after the UAE Crown Prince MBZ took control of the real power, everything changed. After Trump came to power, MBZ can let the Assad regime and Russia and Iran go to destroy you, hahaha... still want to be free? Impossible, all the Syrian opposition will go to hell.
    • Myanmarball - PLEASE STOP MURDERING ROHINGYAS! Well, but at least you're against Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball.
    • Eritreaball - I helped you with Ethiopiaball to fight against Tigrayball for the revolution. But please don't kill anyone else.
    • EUball - I might be a future member of them when the Middle East becomes recognised as a part of Europe and I am a current member of their blacklist. There is nothing else I can say.
    • Palestineball - I don't really recognize you that much right now, but get rid of Hamas and maybe we can be friends. Hamas is one of the reasons I recognize Israelcube for now.
    • Somaliaball - He apologized for stealing 9 million from me, and we are on okay terms right now. I'm also accepting his refugees, but he still needs to know that I still recognize Somalilandball.

    Enemies

    • Taliban Afghanistanball (Archnemesis) - DISGUSTED BY YOUR ACTIONS. I TREAT WOMEN BETTER THAN YOU DO! I SHOULDN'T HAVE SUPPORTED YOU IN 1996, YOU SICK BASTARD!! AND STOP SAYING I REOPENED MY EMBASSY TOO!
    • Iranball - I don’t like you! Says that the three islands are its and I stole them! It only attacked when I found goods and he is the one who stole the islands from me. It is complete Shia and is not correct Islam! Infidel! Remove SHITa!! But I like your immigrants.
    • ISISball - Who is this guy? It ain't Kebab! Someone remove this bastard pls!
    • Azerbaijanball - STOP BULLYING MY BEST FRIEND ARMENIA, YOU TURKISH SON OF A BITCH! AND ALSO CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS "Ə"! I have you on my Burj Khalifa lights though.
    • Hezbollahball - FUCKING IRANIAN PUPPET! I WILL NEVER LET YOU GOVERN LEBANON!!
    • Houthiball - JUST A CLONE OF HEZBOLLAH!! REMOVE!
    • Tigrayball - No independence for you. I support Ethiopia against you evil war criminal. Even Eritreaball hates you!
    • Serbiaball - Free Kosovo! You may be Palestine's friend but you will never be my friend!!
    • Western Saharaball - A PUPPET OF ALGERIA! YOU ARE MOROCCAN!
    • Basma Channel/Almajd - SPACETOON RIPOFF! REMOVE REMOVE! ILLEGAL DUBBING! SALAFIST TOO! REMOVE!
    • Turkeyball - Remove the terrorist Erdogan, plus the Muslim Brotherhood! And also stop bullying Armeniaball and Syriaball!
    • Venezuelaball - OH SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOUR OIL IS BETTER THAN MINE! WELL GUESS WHAT IT ISN'T! Oh, but at least you are recognize my best friend's genocide.
    • Algeriaball - TURKISH PUPPET THAT GOT MAD AT ME FOR BEFRENDING Israelcube!
    • Hamas - LEAVE MY FRIEND ISRAEL ALONE RIGHT NOW! I DON'T GET WHY SYRIA'S SUPPORTING YOU!

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of UAEball.

    Click here to see it.


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